Don't trust the Expert by whornung

artzone · @whornung · Sep 7 '18

$5.36

Don't trust the Expert

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***"Don't trust the Expert"***
art made with digital tools by Werner Hornung
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Normally I don't remember any jokes for long but this one stuck with me until today...

One morning a son said to his mother: "I don't want to go to school today."
"Why not" asked his mother.
"Two reasons: I hate the students and they hate me."
Mother responds: "There are two reasons you have to go to school:
first, you are forty five years old and second, you are the principal."
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THE MORE YOU PRACTISE THE LUCKIER YOU GET
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👍 appreciator, accelerator, crypto-n-custard, artzone, mshahabi, machv, inna-yatsuk, nyarlathotep, effofex, maquemali, fieryfootprints, udabeu, invariable.muse, coldlogic, reberg, tracer-paulo, bengy, jaimempower, ediblecthulhu, youngogmarqs

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@artzone · Sep 7 '18

Dear Artzonian, thanks for using the #ArtzOne hashtag. Your work is valuable to the @ArtzOne community. Quote of the week: Art, freedom and creativity will change society faster than politics. -Victor Pinchuk

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@invariable.muse · Sep 8 '18

Amazing work! Plus, the joke was funny. Haha

👍 whornung

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