Everything is better with Ned's Hair!!!! (Banana Program too) by xabi

partiko · @xabi · Sep 15 '18 (edited)

$1.59

Everything is better with Ned's Hair!!!! (Banana Program too)

### As we all love @ned and agree that "Everything is better with Ned's hair", so I thought of making Banana Program better with Ned's hair too.

**This is my entry for week 5 of #BananaProgram.**

As per requirement, I welcomed 11 newbie steemians under #introduceyourself tag.

**@kemo16, @nekidesu, @ghostpost, @barbara20, @carbodexkim, @nkenyor, @avral, @phanthang, @mushabbar, @beatific and @davidooof...**

So, here comes my hilarious attempt to shoot two birds with one stone (Everything is better with Ned's Hair + Banana Program)

Brace for impact...

<center> ![Animated GIF-source (1).gif](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmc43CqN2FaySFkZQUUWUKbZeJ33xyfWQuiZiKqYS6TuHc/Animated%20GIF-source%20(1).gif) </center>

**Disclaimer:**
In my part of world Chimpanzees are considered very respectfully for their intelligence and geniosity...So No Offence Given...
All credit for this goes to the awesome @whatsup and @stellabelle.

Posted using [Partiko Android](https://steemit.com/@partiko-android)

👍 stellabelle, hamismsf, whatsup, minnowsupport, xabi, warofcraft, emjoe, kamchore, polebird, steem-star, hope-on-fire, faisal007, nomishiekh, awaischuchi, thetroublenotes, the-art-of-steem

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@checky · Sep 15 '18

Possible wrong mentions found

Hi @xabi, I'm @checky ! While checking the mentions made in this post I noticed that @barbara20 doesn't exist on Steem. Did you mean to write @<em></em>babara20 ?

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@xabi · Sep 15 '18

Thanks

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@emjoe · Sep 15 '18

😂 This is quite hilarious. 

The face of the Monkey though

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@xabi · Sep 15 '18

It's chimpanzee and I love them as they are so intelligent...

👍 emjoe

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@emjoe · Sep 17 '18

😂 OK

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@whatsup · Sep 15 '18

lol, nice and creative.

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@xabi · Sep 15 '18

$0.04

Thanks...

👍 whatsup

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@stellabelle · Sep 16 '18

Hahahahaha this is a great idea.. congratulations on completing your Week 5 of Banana Program!

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@xabi · Sep 16 '18

Thank you very much... I am glad that you liked it...

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@stellabelle · Sep 16 '18

https://media3.giphy.com/media/9DuYAVRbX0eFBtQnA3/giphy.gif

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@xabi · Sep 16 '18

Lolzzz. Wonderful

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@minnowsupport · Sep 16 '18

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