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Okay...So this here...by far, is my biggest shitpost ever! literally. As I went to ...
...  go chuck some trash in the can outside, I happened to notice the array of beautiful purple plops of creamy mushy shit which obviously fell from the anus of a very full bellied Pterodactyl. It’s quite the work of art. *Side note* The reason I know my wife is also mega ultra retarded and has horrendous taste is because she married me...and I am 6 months shy of 40 years old...and I started pointing and laughing at the colorful gift those from above showered my ride with. Nobody else was there...just me giggling as I’m pointing at bird shit. I just thought someone else should know this...<br/><br/>[![34b24a02072f6533d1d460c097f9930b](https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/backend-alpha-kw-8/34b24a02072f6533d1d460c097f9930b-640)](https://appics.com/referenced.html?ref=steemit.com&type=image&id=35094&url=https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/backend-alpha-kw-8/34b24a02072f6533d1d460c097f9930b-640&caption=Okay...So%20this%20here...by%20far,%20is%20my%20biggest%20shitpost%20ever!%20literally.%20As%20I%20went%20to%20go%20chuck%20some%20trash%20in%20the%20can%20outside,%20I%20happened%20to%20notice%20the%20array%20of%20beautiful%20purple%20plops%20of%20creamy%20mushy%20shit%20which%20obviously%20fell%20from%20the%20anus%20of%20a%20very%20full%20bellied%20Pterodactyl.%20It%E2%80%99s%20quite%20the%20work%20of%20art.%20*Side%20note*%20The%20reason%20I%20know%20my%20wife%20is%20also%20mega%20ultra%20retarded%20and%20has%20horrendous%20taste%20is%20because%20she%20married%20me...and%20I%20am%206%20months%20shy%20of%2040%20years%20old...and%20I%20started%20pointing%20and%20laughing%20at%20the%20colorful%20gift%20those%20from%20above%20showered%20my%20ride%20with.%20Nobody%20else%20was%20there...just%20me%20giggling%20as%20I%E2%80%99m%20pointing%20at%20bird%20shit.%20I%20just%20thought%20someone%20else%20should%20know%20this...&category=art&hashtags=story+palnet+life+animals&author=blewitt&profileImageUrl=https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/backend-alpha-kw-8/profileImages/2315-1566829129039-640&permlink=alpha-kw-8-appics-im-35094)<br/><br/>[![Powered by APPICS - visit us at appics.com](https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/appics-staging/steemit_banner.gif)](https://appics.com/referenced.html?ref=steemit.com&type=image&id=35094&url=https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/backend-alpha-kw-8/34b24a02072f6533d1d460c097f9930b-640&caption=Okay...So%20this%20here...by%20far,%20is%20my%20biggest%20shitpost%20ever!%20literally.%20As%20I%20went%20to%20go%20chuck%20some%20trash%20in%20the%20can%20outside,%20I%20happened%20to%20notice%20the%20array%20of%20beautiful%20purple%20plops%20of%20creamy%20mushy%20shit%20which%20obviously%20fell%20from%20the%20anus%20of%20a%20very%20full%20bellied%20Pterodactyl.%20It%E2%80%99s%20quite%20the%20work%20of%20art.%20*Side%20note*%20The%20reason%20I%20know%20my%20wife%20is%20also%20mega%20ultra%20retarded%20and%20has%20horrendous%20taste%20is%20because%20she%20married%20me...and%20I%20am%206%20months%20shy%20of%2040%20years%20old...and%20I%20started%20pointing%20and%20laughing%20at%20the%20colorful%20gift%20those%20from%20above%20showered%20my%20ride%20with.%20Nobody%20else%20was%20there...just%20me%20giggling%20as%20I%E2%80%99m%20pointing%20at%20bird%20shit.%20I%20just%20thought%20someone%20else%20should%20know%20this...&category=art&hashtags=story+palnet+life+animals&author=blewitt&profileImageUrl=https://s3.eu-central-1.amazonaws.com/backend-alpha-kw-8/profileImages/2315-1566829129039-640&permlink=alpha-kw-8-appics-im-35094)
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@abh12345 ·
Such a colourful array of turd!
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@blewitt · (edited)
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Looks cool inverted as well!!!
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@abh12345 ·
Top bombing!
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@m31 ·
Thank you! This was so needed! I guess I was looking for something that would lighten my spirit all day and now this xD Ahaha!
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@blewitt ·
Hey there @m31! I’m glad this quick shitty story did the trick! 😜

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@dfinney ·
Well that is quite the colorful splattering. New Jersey pigeons are whack! 😉
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@blewitt ·
It’s fairly pretty. Let’s be honest. Yeah, this bird’s name was Tony or Sal and he was rocking a wife beater. 

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@karinxxl ·
AI AI AI what a shitpost dude!!! :DDD
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@blewitt ·
This was the best shitpost of the day. Hands down. 

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@steemmatt ·
A Sham Wow would make it all go away.
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@blewitt ·
I have one somewhere. Didn’t that pitchman beat up a hooker or something like that?!?  Lol

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@greencross ·
oh crap!

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@blewitt ·
That was my first thought. Then it turned to giggles. 

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@raj808 ·
😂🤣 that's some psychedelic shit man! And this is my favourite shit post of the week blewitt.

I reckon those birds had been eating raspberries or blackberries. Do either grow near to your house? I used to grow raspberries in the allotment and got the purple shit all over my greenhouse. Godamn birds!

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@blewitt ·
I know....right?!?these artsy birds around here have way more talent with their assholes than I do in all of my miserable body. 

Yeah there are some bushes nearby that I’m  guessing are the main suppliers for their bungholes. 

Wish I had a greenhouse.  Even a shit covered one. 



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@amberyooper ·
Probably from them eating wild grapes...
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@blewitt ·
Yeah there are some bushes with red and purple berries nearby. 

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