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BEASTLY TALES - THE SNOB
***Welcome to Beastly Tales. Each has a message, a moral. All are meant to have an element of humour. Naturally, any names included do not depict real folk but are included as part of the joke.***

***All rights reserved.
(As with Beastly Banter Beastly Tales is written and illustrated by Richard.)***

***Thank you for your following.
Richard***


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<h1>BEASTLY TALES</h1>

<h1>THE SNOB</h1>


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***Horatio Highbottom was of the upper crust,
He’d certainly tell this to the recipients disgust.
He was uppity and extremely snobbish,
Although his corpulent figure made him look blobbish.
Riff Raff was how he did refer to the masses.
Whilst such people regarded snobs as asses.
Supercilious, contemptuous and very haughty,
Regarding lesser mortals as crass and naughty.
The hoi polloi were to be despised.
The hoity toity never to be criticized.***
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***Horatio, the Golf Club, yearned to join,
But he didn’t have sponsors, and not enough coin.
The waiting list was a year, or three,
And a titled person it was preferable to be.
He wondered if he might get a letter from the Duke of York.
Perhaps, if he sent a vintage wine with cork?
Then there was the Earl of Lancaster,
Who he thought could be a bit of a disaster.
But, never-the-less, he carried some clout,
And Horatio wanted IN, and not OUT.***


***When he tried to play golf others would snub,
Horatio until, in frustration, he went to the Pub.
There, the riff raff would give him the drub,
Until he was forced to go home alone,
Where, to whining and moaning he was prone.
“What can I do to make things better?”
“I must get out to be a real go-getter.”
“I’ll have cards embossed as “Royal Equerry,”
“And drink only the finest of Spanish Sherry.”
“I must go and tell others just how grand I am,”
“And give an appearance of wealth to complete the sham.”***


***This is just what he determined to do.
To convince golf club members his blood was blue.
But such contrivance did not succeed,
For everyone knew he was just a half breed.
“Application for membership unanimously rejected.”
So said the letter he received after he’d hectored,
The committee on a daily basis,
To permit him to join this golfing oasis.***


***Horatio, in golfing terms, felt, “in the rough,”
He was tired.  He’d had enough.
If I cannot succeed with “a hole in one,”
“I’ll ensure that no-one has any fun!”
So out he went, and hired a caddy,
He wasn’t a good one, only a baddy.
Handing him a wad of dough,
“I’m a grass expert, don’t you know?”
“So pour this liquid all around the greens”
“And your bosses will promote you, by all means.”
The stupid caddy took the can of weed killer,
And scurried around like a demented gorilla.
Just then, a golfer shouted, “fore!”
And whacked a golf ball into Horatio’s jaw!
Whilst Horatio didn’t have too much fun,
He had been the subject of a hole in one!***

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@hanen ·
Hhhh I think he must try another Game in the future :) I love your way of writing. Keep it up!
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@beastlybanter ·
That's good to hear. Thank you.
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@white.tiger ·
Horatio Highbottom! Hahahaha😂 I giggled through the whole thing.
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@muftii ·
sir .., your poem is very nice and fun. it turns out the poem is not necessarily the sad-yea sad. this poem is fun. I also like to poetry but always make poems in the post about love and heart content .., hihi. greetings from me. now i follow you. allow me to resteem this very entertaining poem. thank you
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