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· @dadjokeoftheday ·
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Daily Joke : 2018-09-09
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! 

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>People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.


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 Terrible? We know! 

 Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece of shit! 

 <center>![dad.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmX6r5E7mXmmpvWfjR9V6yQdTTWbeM5KthVP4dMxguZzfb/dad.png)</center> 

 *(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)*
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