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Daily Joke : 2018-09-28 by dadjokeoftheday

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Daily Joke : 2018-09-28
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! 

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>What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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 Terrible? We know! 

 Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece of shit! 

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 *(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)*
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