create account

Daily Joke : 2019-03-09 by dadjokeoftheday

View this thread on steemit.com
· @dadjokeoftheday ·
$3.08
Daily Joke : 2019-03-09
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! 

 <hr> 


>Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.


<hr> 

 Terrible? We know! 

 Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky kids! 

 <center>![dad.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmX6r5E7mXmmpvWfjR9V6yQdTTWbeM5KthVP4dMxguZzfb/dad.png)</center> 

 *<center>(Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjokeoftheday)*</center> 
 *<center>(Jokes and Puns: Created by @dadjokeoftheday, repeated from my workplace or sourced from http://icanhazadadjoke.com)*</center> 

 *(Please note - the internet is filled with good humor, so the same or similar jokes may be found at other sources, but the only places I source are noted above!)*
👍  , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , and 2369 others
👎  
properties (23)
post_id71,112,251
authordadjokeoftheday
permlinkdaily-joke--2019-03-09
categorydadjoke
json_metadata{"tags":["funny","joke","punchline","lolz"],"app":"steemjs-joke-bot"}
created2019-03-08 16:42:09
last_update2019-03-08 16:42:09
depth0
children1
net_rshares4,449,922,771,675
last_payout2019-03-15 16:42:09
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value2.474 SBD
curator_payout_value0.609 SBD
pending_payout_value0.000 SBD
promoted0.000 SBD
body_length799
author_reputation10,102,862,550,356
root_title"Daily Joke : 2019-03-09"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 SBD
percent_steem_dollars10,000
author_curate_reward""
vote details (2434)
@steemitboard ·
Congratulations @dadjokeoftheday! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) :

<table><tr><td>https://steemitimages.com/60x70/http://steemitboard.com/@dadjokeoftheday/votes.png?201903090142</td><td>You made more than 18000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 19000 upvotes.</td></tr>
</table>

<sub>_[Click here to view your Board](https://steemitboard.com/@dadjokeoftheday)_</sub>
<sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub>


To support your work, I also upvoted your post!


###### [Vote for @Steemitboard as a witness](https://v2.steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=steemitboard&approve=1) and get one more award and increased upvotes!
properties (22)
post_id71,126,816
authorsteemitboard
permlinksteemitboard-notify-dadjokeoftheday-20190309t021535000z
categorydadjoke
json_metadata{"image":["https:\/\/steemitboard.com\/img\/notify.png"]}
created2019-03-09 02:15:36
last_update2019-03-09 02:15:36
depth1
children0
net_rshares0
last_payout2019-03-16 02:15:36
cashout_time1969-12-31 23:59:59
total_payout_value0.000 SBD
curator_payout_value0.000 SBD
pending_payout_value0.000 SBD
promoted0.000 SBD
body_length784
author_reputation28,693,120,207,612
root_title"Daily Joke : 2019-03-09"
beneficiaries[]
max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 SBD
percent_steem_dollars10,000