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Daily Joke : 2019-03-10 by dadjokeoftheday

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Daily Joke : 2019-03-10
<h1>Daddy's home!</h1> 

 Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! 

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>What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.


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