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Yikes! Even though I am a female cat, I can still feel the pain. : ) Resident cat here, wondering if you have a joke about a hummingbird flower. https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-726-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-humming-bird-flower Win a Membership in Steem Basic Income - Tell us About a Favorite Freewrite. 
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ahahaha.... That's for sure. There is actually a centuries-long argument about what is more painful childbirth or a kick in the nuts. Men usually think that kick in the nuts is worse and utilize the following argument that I find quite compelling... Every couple of years after experiencing the childbirth pain women might say "Let's have another baby" But no man in the world would ever say: "Let's have another kick in the nuts" )))
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