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Hit me with your best birthday puns, jokes, meme's, roasts, etc! by arbitrarykitten

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@arbitrarykitten ·
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Hit me with your best birthday puns, jokes, meme's, roasts, etc!
<center> “There is still no cure for the common birthday." ~ John Glenn
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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Larry Lorenzoni
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 “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball

**In honor of my upcoming birthday on Monday, I would like all the fun and funny birthday stuff you can throw at me!**

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTeuiYmS365DtJwtrRgRsombhZPvfRcCds2NqFbcH1c6Y/image.png)

The funnier the better, laughter is the best gift you can give someone!

<a href="http://www.animatedimages.org/cat-birthday-49.htm"><img src="http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/49/animated-birthday-image-0270.gif" border="0" alt="animated-birthday-image-0270" /></a>

And don't worry about offending me, I have big shoulders ;)

![bw.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbyMUexzfyRhq7hpdq586ViFVMkbofpyV5JWbV8kce3fk/bw.gif)

I am in need of some good birthday fun, so hit me with all you've got!

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I dare thee!

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More by @ArbitraryKitten you might like :)

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@dwhntx ·
Happy Birthday! It's not polite but I had a couple beers with dinner, I'm gonna say you are now 34. So happy 34th and congrats on leveling up! Who's gonna give out the 34 birthday spankings?
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@arbitrarykitten ·
Thanks!  Hmmmm.....  Now that's a loaded question.....
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@dwhntx ·
My favorite kind...
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@arbitrarykitten ·
I lived in TX for a few years.  Everything's gotta be bigger and flashier ;)
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@dwhntx ·
You know it! What part of Texas?
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@arbitrarykitten ·
I worked for a publishing company who moved me down there.  But I traveled all over the state, lived in hotel rooms 85% of my time- HQ was Austin.
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@dwhntx ·
I did the whole travel for work thing. One night a give start hotel, next night in a job site sleeping in my truck. No thanks...

Publishing company huh? Now I know who to send my book to when I finish it.
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@arbitrarykitten ·
It was a fun time in my life :)  But not something I would have done forever.  

That publishing house went under some time ago.  I am strictly a writer now :)

Tell me about your book!
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@dwhntx ·
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My traveling was not a fun time in my life but it was serious $$$. 

Okay, so are you published? Where do I find your books?

My book... First of all, I've never written a book, this is very new to me. My background is in science so I have no idea what I am doing. It is basically about the Chinese invading the US and how this impacts one family. I am about 22,000 words into it. I'll probably just give it away when I'm done, I'm really not sure yet.
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@arbitrarykitten ·
So it's Apocalyptic in nature? 

I write PA, amongst other stuff. And run a survival website... Are you on Discord?
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@dwhntx ·
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Yeah, same username dwhntx. Sometimes I am late to respond, I can't get the notifications to work on my phone but I do check it daily.
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@arbitrarykitten ·
Jsut sendin ya book stuffs ;)
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@drvimto ·
happy womb escape day
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@arbitrarykitten ·
Yes!  Although, from what I hear, that womb is a wonderful place to be...  Must be why everyone screams bloody murder upon being evicted ;)
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@drvimto ·
ha ha yes
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@jeffjagoe ·
Happy Birthday! (That's all I got...)
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@arbitrarykitten ·
Lol thanks hun!
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@deirdyweirdy ·
From the divine Oscar:' One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.'
Myself I have been 49 for some years now........
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@arbitrarykitten ·
I have never thought of it that way!

Good advice, I trust you ;)
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vote your-acct "arbitrarykitten" "re-deirdyweirdy-re-arbitrarykitten-hit-me-with-your-best-birthday-puns-jokes-meme-s-roasts-etc-20170812t235623024z" 100 true
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@deirdyweirdy ·
Ha ha, clever little kitten!
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vote your-acct "deirdyweirdy" "re-arbitrarykitten-re-deirdyweirdy-re-arbitrarykitten-hit-me-with-your-best-birthday-puns-jokes-meme-s-roasts-etc-20170813t003000294z" 100 true
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@arbitrarykitten ·
Meow
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@raymondspeaks ·
Q: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? A: Get married on his birthday. 

Not true, but funny nonetheless lol
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vote your-acct "raymondspeaks" "re-arbitrarykitten-hit-me-with-your-best-birthday-puns-jokes-meme-s-roasts-etc-20170813t151124046z" 100 true
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@arbitrarykitten ·
HA!  Actually, that would probably be a good memory booster...

LOL
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