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· @deathcross ·
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How To Have More Sex? – Tokenized Version
![funny how to behave like robotcouple1087699_1280a.jpg](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/deathcross/UNjqGEDg-funny20how20to20behave20like20robot-couple-1087699_1280a.jpg)

In **LOVE** happens a lot of **DRAMA**, especially if you drink more **BEER** than **COFFEE** or smoke too much **WEED**, take a lot of **COKE**. Also if you don’t make enough **SPORTS** to be **AFIT**, or if you are a freak **GAMER** or addicted to **PORN**. In these cases, women are often unwilling to have **SEX**.

How to handle women to avoid this type of **BATTLE**? You don’t have to be an **ALPHA** male just change a little your **LIFESTYLE**. You should buy more **TULIP** for your girl and make any **TASK** she believes you should sometimes make for her. Send her some **MEME** to her mobile phone with **CAT** or flowers. Don’t be a **GEEK**, leave your computer often.

Don’t let her eat **PIZZA** all the time, buy better **FOOD**, or if you are poor, make some **COOKING**. A little **CANDY** can also be a good idea. Put nice **MUSIC** without heavy **SONIC** effects and dance **(DT)** with her, for example, **HIPHOP**. 

![funny how to behave yin2730344_640.jpg](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/deathcross/ks654Hh5-funny20how20to20behave20yin-2730344_640.jpg)

This things always have a positive **IMPACT** on women. So, in your **LOVE** life, you will have more **SEX**, you can see and kiss her naked **SKIN** and touch her **BUTT**. You won’t go **MAD** without **SEX** and don’t have to take **VALIUM** to calm down. You can swim away in the sea of life happily like a couple of **DOLPHIN**.

So, be **SMARTY** and play a good game **(GG)** with her. But if nothing helps, **SWAP** her. Please, in this case also stay **HUMANIST**, don’t hurt her, don’t **TROLL** her. 

**GOD** bless you, bye!

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@thomasthewolf ·
Nicely done. 👍

Clickbaity title, though. 😂
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@deathcross ·
Maybe clickbaity, but true... what I write has much sense in real life, by my experiences.
Thank you.
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@tdre ·
This was **GOLD**!  😂
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@trayan ·
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Love the play with tokenz :D
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@movingman ·
The most creative writing I see for a while,  but with no #creativecoin!  😂
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@deathcross ·
Do you mean the tag is not correct here? Are texts or jokes excluded?
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@haikubot ·
<em>Do you mean the tag 
Is not correct here? Are texts 
Or jokes excluded? 
</em>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<sup>- deathcross</sup>

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@movingman ·
No no,  I meant it was apiece of creative writing, but it should have the creativecoin tag there,  I didn't see it! 
All other posts with the tag are not at all creative writing  😂

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@cloudspyder ·
It's a work of brain... Inspired by scot tribe.
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@janasilver ·
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Congratulations,

if you add **BALTENGOLD** as a **SERUM** of **LOVE** you will be rewarded by **UNIQUE** impressions in the universe of Steem...

SEND with LOVE!.
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@deathcross ·
Very well, I keep in touch... If the number of tokens keeps increasing by this pace, we can fill books with texts using token-names...
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@dinaudic ·
Now we have a lot of tokens and we can write posts with their names. Well done, <b>PAL</b>. 
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@foxbit ·
great post hahah so truth thankyou
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