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It’s Friday 26 June 2020 by dickturpin

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It’s Friday 26 June 2020
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As the lockdown eases and the nation tries to recover from three months of stagnation, Brits up and down the country are getting their priorities right and flocking to the beach and jetting off on holidays.

𝐈𝐍 πŽπ“π‡π„π‘ 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

<a href="https://pleroma.site/joaopinheiro">@joaopinheiro</a> suggests we keep in touch with family via email. <a href="https://pleroma.site/notice/9wKsfjWTdqFksB3PW4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@stsquad">@stsquad</a> has moved his family off Facebook and onto WhatsApp. Is that a solution? <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@stsquad/104386852384931053" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc">@andyc</span></span></a> is thinking about our inside leg. "Ooh err Missus!" <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc/104387051730530190" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@MunkyBone">@MunkyBone</span></span></a> wants our sausage. "Ooh err Missus!" <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@MunkyBone/104393166660736878" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://sarcasm.stream/@basil" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@basil</a> had 300 singing at his wedding, and that was just the choir! <a href="https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/104393847983505159" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42">@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk</a> says men do not produce enough useful juice. "Ooh err Missus!" <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42/104393999026473047" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen">@nigeldgreen</a> has noticed all the pooh bins have been removed. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen/104398385932717127" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@mnw" rel="noopener">@mnw</a> is basking in the heatwave. <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@mnw/104401072808487810" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer">@ghostdancer</span></span></a> is thinking of going into the Lamborgini restoration trade. <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer/104404139148749535" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://fed.fab.industries/@fabsh">@fabsh</a> Says lots of Lambo's get totalled every day. :'( <a href="https://fed.fab.industries/@fabsh/104405083661891114" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

There was a bit of spat with two individuals. We decided not to include them so that it didn't cause things to flare up again.
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<a href="https://twitter.com/GreenJimll" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@GreenJimll</a> is planning to impersonate us when he goes to the pub. <a href="https://twitter.com/GreenJimll/status/1275416168770265088" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/intrbiz" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@intrbiz</a> doesn't believe either story's that more men die of Coronavirus: Men have antibodies to survive Coronavirus. Were not sure what his 3rd option is as the big words gave us a nose bleed. LOL <a href="https://twitter.com/intrbiz/status/1275461983735812099" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/an0key">@an0key</a> is picking up crap in the park although apparently not other people dog crap. <a href="https://twitter.com/an0key/status/1275707237844074501" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/KevanV">@KevanV</a> says the train for Virgin Media has been cancelled. <a href="https://twitter.com/KevanV/status/1275757922404966400" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/Multilanguman">@Multilanguman</a> has been contaminating the lake by swimming in it. <a href="https://twitter.com/Multilanguman/status/1276103214765572096" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/steevc">@steevc</a> has finally achieved being blacklisted by Steemit. <a href="https://twitter.com/steevc/status/1275081433682374665" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>
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<a href="https://peakd.com/blog/@steevc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@steevc</a> wanted to be Pinky to our Brain but he failed the interview for not being stupid enough. "NEXT!" <a href="https://hive.blog/funny/@steevc/re-dickturpin-qccjsz" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://peakd.com/@stav" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@stav</a> has finally realised that dealing with Cretins most days has made us the cuddly individual we are. <a href="https://hive.blog/seriously/@stav/re-dickturpin-qchmsh" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>
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