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It’s Friday 31 July 2020 by dickturpin

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It’s Friday 31 July 2020
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A round-up of the weeks Social Media interactions. Some are funny, some you’ll need to read the conversation to understand the context.

LATEST 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

The β€œNaughty Tory” Charlie Elphicke has apparently been dumped by his wife via Twitter. Brings a whole new meaning to the term <b>Social Distancing</b>

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𝐈𝐍 πŽπ“π‡π„π‘ 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒:

<a href="https://social.helios.red/jamie" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@jamie</a> says we have appalling ketchup spreading skills. <a href="https://social.helios.red/notice/9xRJ15RfZDrcGgVhmC" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@ghostdancer</a> craves a proper English breakfast. <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ghostdancer/104573940670779191" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://masto.one/@ggarron" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@ggarron</a> isn't sure if it's an Eglish breakfast or an Irish breakfast? If it was Irish it would just be a plate of potatoes. <a href="https://masto.one/@ggarron/104574344471371910" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@tig" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@tig</a> says our e-ink could be used for temperature readouts. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@tig/104579585082420654" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.social/@alastair_hm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@alastair_hm</a> is appalled we have no black pudding. <a href="https://mastodon.social/@alastair_hm/104580405803013492" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mstdn.io/@tpheine" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@tpheine</a> knows far too much about man juices. <a href="https://mstdn.io/@tpheine/104581623728264180" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://freespeechextremist.com/Grandtheftautism" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@Grandtheftautism</a> says the larping goes too far. <a href="https://freespeechextremist.com/notice/9xVX6UPuHIUlqF9kky" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@penguin42</a> said there were 1000 applicants for a receptionist job in Manchester. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@penguin42/104585215147570961" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@nigeldgreen</a> is now sitting in the Chestnut Cafe where I sold you and you sold me. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@nigeldgreen/104585931356613778" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://bikeshed.party/silkevicious" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@silkevicious</a> wants to rename CastleCannon <a href="https://bikeshed.party/notice/9xVpk8EPB9b7PRmvaK" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://godforsaken.website/@dockers" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@dockers</a> needs a job. <a href="https://godforsaken.website/@dockers/104591963342832635" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://noagendasocial.com/@Arwalk">@Arwalk</a> thinks our basic problem is PEBCAK. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@dick_turpin/104598390174154971" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://the-pit.uk/users/timttmy" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@timttmy</a> thinks we're a parody of Father Ted. <a href="https://the-pit.uk/notice/9xaWPkUNG0j4pakGaO" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc">@andyc</a> says we are small-minded. <a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/@andyc/104601969719112486" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://sarcasm.stream/@basil">@basil</a> doesn't realise he has a trained killer for a pet. <a href="https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/104602063919468688" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://fosstodon.org/@stardot" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@stardot</a> thinks Trump wants to kick him in the gonads. <a href="https://fosstodon.org/@stardot/104603348650738475" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@wyliecoyoteuk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@wyliecoyoteuk</a>says our rock is comfy. <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@wyliecoyoteuk/104603976784724096" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>
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<a href="https://twitter.com/FinanceLeo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@FinanceLeo</a> says we can't go wrong with Hive <a href="https://twitter.com/FinanceLeo/status/1287138331764101122" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/raamesa" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@raamesa</a> meant "Vote for everyone." <a href="https://twitter.com/raamesa/status/1287341143081000961" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/SPCoulson">@SPCoulson</a> posted a clip that wouldn't look out of place in "Debbie does Dallas" <a href="https://twitter.com/SPCoulson/status/1287666307526262791" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/chillicampari/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@chillicampari</a> wants the app but doesn't want the work. <a href="https://twitter.com/chillicampari/status/1288054892343562247" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/fabsh/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@fabsh</a> is in the woods singing: β™« β™ͺ "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK....." ♬ β™© <a href="https://twitter.com/fabsh/status/1288132979034914820" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/pawpala" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@pawpala</a> prefers a wet shave. The man has a beard for Pete's sake! <a href="https://twitter.com/pawpala/status/1288405151137636353" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/NathanMars7" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@NathanMars7</a> went all philosophical and told us "Life goes on." <a href="https://twitter.com/NathanMars7/status/1288449096378875904" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/steevc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@steevc</a> told us to "Waggle it about a bit." <a href="https://twitter.com/steevc/status/1288546418093940742" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/m8ttbr0wn" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@m8ttbr0wn</a> is desperate for us to use Brave Browser. <a href="https://twitter.com/m8ttbr0wn/status/1288745830900523008" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/NoSheds" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@NoSheds</a> likes out 'Stickyback plastic' <a href="https://twitter.com/NoSheds/status/1288828955869564929" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/dr_kulp" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@dr_kulp</a> is searching for something working away quietly in the basement. <a href="https://twitter.com/dr_kulp/status/1288836195263406081" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>

<a href="https://twitter.com/mcnalu" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">@mcnalu</a> knows what we mean, we're glad he does. <a href="https://twitter.com/mcnalu/status/1288850464558194689" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Source</a>
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