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JOKE
It was my first time on a date. . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. . I searched in my pocket and only a N200 was there. . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I had to make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks. . With my N200 I bought only 1 fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap into it. . I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my lovely man how could you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate fanta... give me a sprite" . Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I just heard my village people singing ITS OUR WORK O, SOFTWORK!!!!
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@bellyrub ·
<p>This wonderful post has received a bellyrub of 2.61 % upvote from @bellyrub thanks to this cool cat: @osasinfo.
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<p>This post has received a 3.44 % upvote from https://steemitimages.com/DQmcZYv2276nr6zEDDTZY1iLcgaBiNqumAnYtmvxNtr5zrW/minnow_klein.png thanks to: @osasinfo. <br>For more information, <a href="https://steemit.com/minnowhelper/@minnowhelper/how-minnowhelper-works">click here</a>!<br></p>
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