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Lawyer tried to make farmer look dumb in the court,but he wasn't ready for this comeback. by sinon

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Lawyer tried to make farmer look dumb in the court,but he wasn't ready for this comeback.
Lawyer tried to make farmer look dumb in the court,but he wasn't ready for this comeback.

![download (1).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdR5sfBKNmSdAvPSuZuznx95Wx869ugxQUh4NGdkJxURJ/download%20(1).jpg)

Farmer steve decided his injuries from accident were serious enough to take the tracking company  responsible for the accident to court.

In court, trucking company's fancy lawyer interrogated farmer Steve.

![download (4).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRzeAMoVzRsaEqkBCqZUBfYmDUoCYbeZxDjFxUPsJxyT5/download%20(4).jpg)

"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine." Ask the lawyer,

Farmer steve responded,"Well,I'll tell you what happened I had just loaded my favorite mule Suzie into the ...."

"I didn't ask for details ",the lawyer interrupted," just answer the question.

"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident", 'I'm fine.'

![download (3).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdHKKagXQrL99F3fWqARdkaXzxAiyxxm3AvuqQYa5Nxuf/download%20(3).jpg)

Farmer Steve said, "Well, I had just got Suzie into the trailer and I was driving down the road ...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said.
"Judge I'm trying to establish the fact that,at the scene of the accident that this man told the patrolman on the scene that he was fine." 

Now several weeks after the accident he was trying to sue my client.

"I believe he is a fraud please simply tell him to answer the question."

By this time the judge was fairly interested  in farmer's Steve answer and said t the lawyer," I'd like to hear what he has to say."

![download (5).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmcHqjqBmQidXb52SoDToL4C5aKkqdmKcQ7PjnX1Thd78c/download%20(5).jpg)

Farmer Steve thanked the judged and proceeded," Well as I was saying I had just loaded Suzie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smack my truck right in the side."

I was thrown into one ditch and Suzie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.However I could hear ol' Suzie moaning and groaning.

I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

![download (6).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWfiP6XRy4WZiFjNu7aiEEnLBiUn3BRoC8RaNHkezDVbg/download%20(6).jpg)

Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene.

He could hear Suzie moaning and groaning so he went over to her.

After he looked at her,he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

![images (6).jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUnTgCtHaC3dwMmKfSavnfH5fV4XHV38CwJgNEXetXaRR/images%20(6).jpg)

Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."

"He said, ' Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her.How are you feeling?"

"NOW WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY?"

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@qagiri ·
@sinon
Beautiful writeup!Thanks for sharing.
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@sinon ·
Thanks !!
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