![IMG-PHOTO-ART-210916261.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbAJycPBrM68VTCmrATbaeWQ2qg6aUJPm5fWLdHuMMJgZ/IMG-PHOTO-ART-210916261.jpg) I came down the stairs. As I did I caught that vaguely meaty scent again. A savoury meaty whiff. Almost beefy in a way. I love the smells and nasal sensations that living in a house with a newborn brings. I wafted into the lounge. The little lady was playing with a collection of dinosaurs which seemed to be storming a castle. *I will be having some of that game later* I thought. ![fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011191052058.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUKnAqdCJPZwrXZ56UeDtXXPzgYHJU1v67hNGxcRwQ4Zw/fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011191052058.jpg) I could hear the good lady in the kitchen. Obviously making something awesome judging by the occasional spicy whiff that was coming my way. I headed in. As I passed the crib, however, I detected an altogether different type of aroma. Yup. That's sickly sweet milky baby poo smell. *Come here my little man!* I picked up *Little Boom* and held him close as I whipped all the nappy changing stuff out. He was normally quite docile when in my arms but as I held him close he was a bit disturbed. His little hands and feet waggling about in all directions and a strident *WAAH* being issued. ![fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011191351634.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYNHG8HSa4jugbKVdmNYxhwPbfUk4NFgEDb3P2knRSPhJ/fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011191351634.jpg) *You shout it out, little man. Find your voice! Command them!* He looked up with his little cute eyes as I changed him. He was quite the cry'er today. He seemed angry about something. Quickly I finished up and gave him a little cuddle. His cried only grew more insistent. *You will be wanting some milky milky little man. That's ok.* I put him back in the crib all clean and snuggly and headed off to the milk fountain that the good lady had become. I caught a whiff of that deliciously spicy, meaty animal smell. *Oho, something awesomes this way comes!* ![fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011193159406.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXQmFU3p8hYUWazJ3HM9yno6NRxWmcW5yZ3VbFogYRH9i/fgh-pics_20_20171009205923121_20171010145549493_20171011193159406.jpg) I halted in the doorway of the kitchen swaying handsomely as I held onto the sides of the door frame. *Hey baby girl, what's cooking. It smells awesome!* She looked confused. *I'm not cooking anything. There is coffee in the pot? Is that it?* *No sweetcheeks! That meaty aroma. What is it? Are you making chipotle lamb? You know I love that!!!* She looked even more confused. Then a look of understanding dawned. Smiling ever so sweetly she tilted her head to the side. and came close, her nose wrinkling as she approached. *Darling, have you had a shower since the baby was born?* *HA! What? A shower, come to think of it...* I gave myself a quick sniff. Goddammit, It was me. I was the meaty animal smell. *Yes darling, it's you. Go.Shower. Now.* I grumpily hoofed my way to the shower, bloody spiced lamb indeed. Damn my fool nose.