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· @o2rs2015 ·
Literally Devin Nunes
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· @acidbejing ·
bad romance
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· @drowningwhale ·
$0.02
Gives new meaning to “animals being dicks”
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· @cheapwhale ·
How To Tell The Truth To Yourself
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· @swollness ·
$0.01
0 Tolerance
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· @muerto ·
$0.07
you're welcome
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· @theinvisibleman ·
$0.03
The Tale of My Sexy Corporate Banker Son
<h1><center>The Tale of My Sexy Corporate Banker Son
By The Invisible Man
A Ballad</center></h1> 

<center>![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYQpMPSGGiQnaVaB4uQLAz3cZLnUU13N7cPUPqMBZCxy6/image.png)</center><br><br>


It began on an ugly June evening:
I was the most repugnant robber around,
He was the most sexy corporate banker. 

He was my son, 
My sexy son,
My corporate banker.

We used to laugh so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to nuzzle together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one evening, one ugly evening,
We decided to nuzzle too much.
Together we tickled a limpet.
It was mild, so mild.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so sweaty.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He teased a frog.
Alas, a frog!
My son teased a frog.
It was cool, so cool.

The next day I thought my fingers had broken,
I thought my feet had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that evening,
That ugly June ev
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· @steven-patrick ·
$0.00
Duck slide!
![IMG_3210.jpg](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/steven-patrick/ywXJvbvG-IMG_3210.jpg)

Crazy mallards :)  Ducks feeding along edge of slide.  Then they slip or chase something over the edge and slide to the bottom.  Then they walk back up.  Repeat. ha ha


Pleasanton, California.  December 2018.  All photos original
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· @marel ·
$0.05
the fearless
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· @mr-freeman ·
deploy turn-key niches
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· @mygod ·
$0.87
每日笑话 第65集
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每日笑话 第65集

你抽不抽烟?

[场景一] 
  老师:老实说,你吸烟吗? 
  男生a:不吸。 
  老师:不吸?嗯,吃根薯条吧。 
  a很自然地伸出两根手指夹着接过来…… 
  老师:不吸?!叫家长来…… 
[场景二] 
  老师:吸烟吗? 
  男生b:不吸。 
  老师:不吸?嗯,吃根薯条吧。 
  b由于听到a的情况,所以很小心的用手掌接过了薯条。 
  老师:不蘸点番茄酱吗? 
  b一不小心蘸多了,于是马上用手指弹了弹…… 
  老师:弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来…… 
[场景三] 
  老师:吸烟吗? 
  男生c:不吸。 
  老师:不吸,好,吃根薯条吧。 
  c因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条。 
  老
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· @mojo4you ·
$0.10
The Comedy Jam - Jay Pharoah - "Party Up (Up in Here)" 👍
Hi all, watch and enjoy this sketch. – Laughing is guaranteed! 🙂
https://youtu.be/eZ6Q5mc2Z0A
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· @elritze ·
$0.00
Wingardium Lasagna
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· @mygod ·
$0.89
每日笑话 第64集
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一个消化不良的病人看医生

一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨:我近来很不正常,吃什么拉什么,吃 黄瓜拉黄瓜,吃西瓜拉西瓜,怎样才能恢复正常呢?医生沉默片刻,那你只能吃屎 了。

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未完待续,下一集更精彩哦!
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· @vairon ·
$0.00
MRW I hear the democrat won the Alabama senate race
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· @marian0 ·
$0.00
Street artist dancing
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Street artists are amazing they always make my day. 

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· @senseicat ·
$3.63
Wild Turkey Crossing @senseicat
One of my favorite parts of spending time in nature is all the unexpected sights that arise.  This afternoon, as we were walking on the paved portion of the road, we noticed a dozen wild turkeys crossing.  Fortunately, we were able to capture this photo to share with our Steemit friends.

![wild turkey crossing.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmcL7twbAe7US4gpcuV2NQXnXZpRgYdkixsC2s17swnVZw/wild%20turkey%20crossing.jpg)

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· @senseicat ·
$3.70
Steak Sandwich @senseicat
On a cold winter day, a delicious steak sandwich is exactly the perfect meal.  Though, this is not the meal that I ordered, it was the one given to me.  I enjoyed each succulent bite along with the sweet potato fries.  About half way through the meal, my son asked if he can have one bite and it turned into sharing half of my lunch.

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· @crittik ·
$0.67
Okay
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· @rambo21 ·
$1.21
i see you
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