Venus just wants to be a better groupie to the sun than Mercury. Venus is Ok with threesomes between itself, Mercury and the Sun but wants the Sun for itself but the Sun has commitment issues and just wants to play the star field. Mars has anger issues, Earth has STDs, Neptune and Jupiter have gas from eating disorders plus too many kids, Saturn is a soul sucker and is always asking for rings to be put on it, pluto was revealed to be underage and lost her I.D. Nobody likes uranus. Sol opera.