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· @enginewitty ·
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No Nuts Today
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## Not Too Busy - Just UGH
<div class="text-justify">Normally, I would have a show today with @jackmiller in The Castle, but due to major internet issues and just not enough sleep, I don't think I can weather it today. Sorry for the few attendees that like to get rude and obnoxious with us. Hopefully I'm not driving at 2 a.m. next Monday night and will have decent service. Stay NUTTY!</div>

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@saffisara ·
I will probably not survive without the nutty show.. But mabye me and @brisby can go wild ourselves and pretend that we are normal 😜 lol
We will miss you but Do get some rest and hope the connection gets better... BUTTHUGS!!

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@enginewitty ·
You've got the balls to survive! LOL
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@thejollyroger ·
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@crescendoofpeace ·
Hope you,'re feeling better and getting some much-needed sleep!

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@enginewitty ·
Thanks hun, hope I can!
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@snook ·
go to sleep!

:D
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