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· @donkeypong · (edited)
$239.66
Tripping Through Taxons: Where Elvis Meets Zombies, Ghosts, and Lazarus
Elvis and zombies belong together in a tabloid. Las Vegas has a wedding chapel where you can be married by either one (or other themed characters of your choice). The Grand Theft Auto game franchise has a Zombie Elvis. A heavy metal parody band has a zombie Elvis clown. 

There is a Zombie Elvis costume for Halloween and a Gangnam Style takeoff video in which a Zombie Elvis dances to the bloody rain of a thousand bullets. The list goes on. 

![MacSabbath CC Skibbz777.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmcYW85qmEAgRjg3CAaDJoq6g886sSsLxngiDRgNMBcune/MacSabbath%20CC%20Skibbz777.jpg)
![ZombieElvis.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmX7pXWciummkzHoihyMzgXrhzYgyr6k3EiGoDGAJgEWRK/ZombieElvis.png)
*The MacSabbath heavy metal parody band with a zombie Elvis clown (Source: Creative Commons via Wikipedia by Skibbz777). The zombie Elvis tabloid featured in the Grand Theft Auto franchise (Rockstar Games).*

So what happens when Lazarus joins the party? If you’re thoroughly confused by now, you’re not alone. I’ll take a s
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· @hanshotfirst · (edited)
$250.87
Reliving my youth at the Prophets of Rage Show
When you are 46 years old, the opportunities to relive your youth become more and more rare. There will always be baseball games and endless *Star Wars* movies to share with your kids... but what about reliving your 20s?

Actually, maybe that is a terrible idea. I still think it was a freaking miracle that I made it out of my 20s the first time. Is it really a good idea to try and go back? 

Proving that you are never too old to make bad decisions, I decided to give it a try this past weekend. 

<br><center>![Screen Shot 2017-09-17 at 10.44.08 PM.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmT5ZBiDJrYn5b3CASSeS3mr8YXR4TtaR7CiU61cHyhXt7/Screen%20Shot%202017-09-17%20at%2010.44.08%20PM.png)
*The Prophets of Rage*: 
Tim Commerford, Chuck D, B-Real, Tom Morello, (drummer  Brad Wilk and DJ Lord)</center><br>

This past Thursday, I flew out to visit my best friend from college. He happened to have an extra ticket for  *The Prophets of Rage* at the legendary 9:30 Club in Washington D.C. (Extra tickets is a key trait in earning t
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vote your-acct "hanshotfirst" "reliving-my-youth-at-the-prophets-of-rage-show" 100 true
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· @meesterboom · (edited)
$211.79
Steemit vs Yours: an animation
![frame_1505761857083.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTaGTAYn9couE9GZckB5yxVfK8LUm5kTWwfcyBrGKj3xA/frame_1505761857083.jpg)

I got an email invite to the ***Yours*** blogging platform. I had a look, obviously, I was already feeling quite sneery before even looking because I am a Steemit man.

The first time I attempted to look at it the site was down. The second, some time later, I managed to see it.

Hot diggety, it's rubbish. The UI is awful. It uses Bitcoin Cash??!! I couldn't see much in the way of images. 

Finally, hilariously, Steemit has often been mocked for the amount of crypto articles in it. Well, over half of *Yours* looked to be crypto related. And not even good crypto like the articles here.

It inspired the following!

![Showdown.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYeYmAmbY9N7Uv6vvWhHsqwPAAS4oPhyDeWdhJTrowJQ1/Showdown.gif)
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👎  
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vote your-acct "meesterboom" "steemit-vs-yours-an-animation" 100 true
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· @awgbibb ·
$91.27
Some Strange Funny Video's
What was the real illusion?
-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9N9mRi-gE

Which object is lacking Fuel?
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gbqnlukObI

On any Stop in South Africa!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpDTw4A-X_w


Really Bad idea!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJKDHmH2X30


All these are Videos from Friends that I loaded to My YouTube Channel!

Hope you like them?
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All the cables in our area were stolen out of the Junction Boxes , ADSL is back up and working.
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· @fibra59 · (edited)
$177.46
Meme challenge #35 + Winners of #34
### Hello Memearmy!!
<br>


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<center>https://imgur.com/9rMY5FXl.jpg</center>



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### Winners of last Memechallenge

 (Judge: @olegw)


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### First place: @dumar022
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### Second place: @karenmckersie

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### Third place: @crypto-expo

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### Mentions:




@redbikk

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@steemero

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@freecreative

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· @nanzo-scoop · (edited)
$77.50
Kick It Out want ban on 'racist' Man U chant about Lukaku penis... & I thought Belgians were well known for their chocolates!
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When I read the Sports headlines this morning about racist chants directed to Belgium forward Romelu Lukaku by Manchester United fans, I clicked into the article expecting to read some ground-breaking news. I mean how deep rooted must racism be in the UK if even a striker who is doing the business for his new club can't escape racist abuse from his own fans?

Alas, reading the articles, I couldn’t find any quotes of the chant anyway (always a red flag) but I read there was a video so I went to Youtube to search it out.

It didn't take me long to find it or the offending chant,

> # Romelu... Lukaku...
> # He's the Belgium scoring genius
> # With a 24 inch penis
> # Scoring all the goals....
> # Bellend on his toes ...

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· @stacee ·
$124.98
闲鱼视频秀,打开了新世界的大门
Abstract: Taotao's sister app "Xianyu" which targets second-hand deals is introducing new feature: vlog show. It recommends sellers make a vlog to promote the second hand stuff and obviously some sellers are going way too far...

作为一名正常的喜爱购物的女生,逛淘宝的时候自然不会错过淘宝旗下的二手频道闲鱼。卖家能处理掉手头不需要的东西,价格敏感的买家能低价买到自己心仪的东西,感觉像回归到了淘宝当年模仿的老祖宗ebay最早的初衷就是给大家交易闲置二手而诞生的。

据说最早ebay的中国模仿者易趣网在设立之初因为当时数码相机还不太普及,所以推广团队跑到人群密集的地方给大家的闲置二手拍照上传发布。当然现在快20年过去,搜索易趣的关键词已经变成“易趣已经倒闭了吗”,淘宝也变成纯商家的平台,个人交易全部迁移到闲鱼上。最近上闲鱼,发现首页总是有个美女带着“视频秀宝贝”在动来动
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· @sylvia1997 ·
$48.20
我并不打算和全世界成为朋友
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<p>小学二年级的时候,妈妈开始接管家里的店铺。为了方便监督我学习,妈妈经常会带我去店里做作业。有客人的时候,我就停下来看妈妈做生意,她是一个很聪明的女人,她知道那些客人在想什么,喜欢听什么话。每个人会买什么样的鞋子,她都一清二楚。有些顾客虽然最后砍价没成功,但是一点都不生气,他们笑容满面,满载而归。很多时候,看她做生意真是一种享受。&nbsp;</p>
<p>但是还有一些时候,就不那么愉快了。总有一些无理的客人,他们为了压价,故意说以前买到的鞋子质量如何如何不好。但是如果问他们是哪一款,哪里质量不好,他们就含糊其辞,转移话题,气势汹汹的砍价。如果是一个客人,妈妈还能应付。可有时候是一群人,他们像恶犬一样围着妈妈,喋喋不休。妈妈为了多做一笔生意,总是耐心地跟他们一遍遍周旋。可是我在旁边看着好
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· @tinypaleokitchen · (edited)
$78.02
Dry Spell, Part 2
[Dry Spell, Part 1](https://steemit.com/fiction/@tinypaleokitchen/dry-spell-part-1)

Muxx walked down the street until a swinging shop sign beckoned to him. Bex’s Bicycles. “Aha! Muxx, my man, you are a genius. Who needs a car anyway?”

The girl behind the counter jumped up, startled by the ringing doorbell. “I’m sorry, sir. How may I help you?” She smiled and looked at him over the rim of her oversized glasses.

“I’d like to buy a bike. Whatever you have in stock. I need to have it as soon as possible.”

“Well, sir, we do sell off older showroom models and the occasional secondhand, but I must say, this is sort of unusual. Most people want to test a bicycle first. Make sure the size and feel are right.”

“Bikes come in different sizes?” Muxx could hear the bird mocking him through the open window. “I’m sorry. I need really a bike. Do you have anything I could just buy right away?”

She typed something into the laptop sitting on the counter, hummed a little tune while the ancie
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· @nanzo-scoop ·
$84.18
Billy vs Willie got a little bit silly and the ‘fight’ turned into a really limp affair… Saunders son’s forced repent, was never really meant, that’ll teach Monroe for rubbing Stevie’s hair!
# And Still

### WBO Middleweight Champion Billy Joe Saunders successfully defended his title with a unanimous points win over challenger Willie Monroe.

The fight was a subdued affair. Prior to the bout Monroe described Saunders as the ‘UK version of Willie Monroe’, i.e. a slick, skillful southpaw. If that was the case Saunders looked like a more skilled, faster, hungrier version. Monroe simply didn’t throw enough punches to mount anything approaching a serious challenge to Saunders.

# Over 'ere son, on my nut!

If anything this fight will be remembered for the antics of Saunders’ son, Stevie than anything the main protagonist did on the night.

At the weigh-in, little Stevie stepped between the two fighters. Monroe, gave him a playful pat on the head, to which Stevie punched, then aimed a kick towards Monroe’s groin.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p89x77BhIEY
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# Unapologetic at first...

Saunders tried to justify his son’s actions on social media,

> # My sons  been taught
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· @meesterboom ·
$32.49
You Said What?
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Today I had the pleasure of phoning an insurance company to renew my cats' health insurance. The cats are getting on a bit and vets bills can be quite expensive. 

The good lady has never quite been a fan of my *throw them in the river* if they get ill approach to life. My theory being that if they can triumph against their ultimate adversary then they can triumph against anything. 

![fgh-picsay.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNjLqLazBB89THzFrQn36QbjaaPMNX3DXzFuN3YNmf9hf/fgh-picsay.jpg)

Our current insurance was running out. The company who we had insured them with did not auto-renew their policies and instead made you phone them so that they could try and sell you a million and one other sundry products whilst you *dropped by.*

As the good lady is heavily pregnant and therefore incapable of initiating a telephone conversation this onerous task fell to me today.

It w
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· @hanshotfirst · (edited)
$263.89
There has been some big Star Wars news this month. (So. Much. Star Wars!!!!)
This has been a crazy month for *Star Wars* fans.

<br><center><a href="https://imgflip.com/i/1vtzvv"><img src="https://i.imgflip.com/1vtzvv.jpg" title="made at imgflip.com"/></a></center><br>

First, a new trailer was released for the final season of Disney HD's *Rebels*. If you have never seen this show, you should check it out. Not only is it canon, some of its characters have been seen and mentioned in *Rogue One*. In addition, rumor has it that more of the characters will find their way into the new Star Wars Universe. Oh... and it has Admiral Thrawn. He's an awesome villain and one of my personal favorites.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JtigV-biVGg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Then, news leaked that Episode IX would be delayed by nearly seven months. The final episode in the original *Star Wars* saga was originally set to be released on May 24, 2019. After ousting director Colin Trevorrow, this was bound to happen. Honestly, I was actually
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· @awgbibb ·
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Some More Funny( and disastrous) Videos!
Hungry Cats!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4EGAdtQ-X4


It takes Plenty of Practice to be like Harry Potter!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9wTnHhCPM

Maybe she was in the right place?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXn3Gz02mbM


Serious Competition for Pink Floyd?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJk3w4pZWvk



So, Motorcycles are Dangerous?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFNwdehz77c

 All these are Videos from Friends that I loaded to My YouTube Channel!

Hope you enjoyed these?

Apologies My ADSL line has been down for 2 days, I have no access to Internet!

 Shakira just came to visit for a few minutes and I am quickly doing this through her iphone.
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· @yoganarchista · (edited)
$40.09
My psychedelic drawings - Snail #30
https://s26.postimg.org/o4ohrt8nt/Schnecki.png

Yeah :) Drawing number 30 of this series.  Check out the gif below, I am sure you will love it <3 I really like snails. They are very important for our enviroment and they are so lovely. Especially the ones with houses. 



**Check out more of my drawings:**

[Armadillo](https://steemit.com/art/@yoganarchista/my-psychedelic-drawings-armadillo-29)
<a href="https://steemit.com/art/@yoganarchista/my-psychedelic-drawings-sloth-28">Sloth</a><br><a href="https://steemit.com/art/@yoganarchista/my-psychedelic-drawings-gargoyle-27">Gargoyle
<a href="https://steemit.com/art/@yoganarchista/my-psychedelic-drawings-t-rex-26">T-Rex</a>
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· @meesterboom ·
$58.80
Danger! Danger!
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I wrestled with the shopping in one hand and the little lady in the other. Mummy bear was at home rolling about like a gigantic pregnant beach ball.  My little lady was reluctant to leave the amazement of the roof car park we were on and pulled behind me like an ornery mule. 

Eventually, I managed to get both the shopping and the little lady in the car. Rather grumpily I strapped myself in the front and put the car in reverse. Because it had been oddly hot I had left the window down a little bit for some air. The sun had well disappeared and a chill wind had sprung up. I wound the window up and looked in the rear-view mirror. 

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· @chaseit · (edited)
$28.44
The Last Jedi in Warsaw
<center>Hello fellow users!</center>

<center>I proudly present you my newest short youtube clip The Last Jedi in Warsaw. I hope you like this little powerfull Jedi you're about to see. Stay tuned for some making of, because this one was complicated :) </center>

<center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDQcKlQpqaE</center>
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· @sylvia1997 · (edited)
$41.39
问世间情为何物
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<p>《那年花开月正圆》最近很火,剧中各种颜值担当就不用说了,但是今天我想写的是一个配角,三爷。&nbsp;</p>
<p>吴家四个老爷中,吴蔚文智商情商最高,运筹帷幄,属于扛大旗的。二爷脑子也还可以,为人谨慎,虽然没有开拓精神,但是守着家业过日子没问题。四爷信风水,做什么事情都要算一卦,卦相说好才能做。但是不要小看这个技能,古代的人是很迷信的,这一招很能蛊惑人心。&nbsp;</p>
<p>这些人的脑子,都比三爷好使。三爷虽然有点小聪明,但是没什么心机。他单纯到什么程度呢?如果有人说这个阴谋是他策划的,绝对没人相信!&nbsp;</p>
<p>三爷长得肥头大耳,脑子也不好使,却是个情痴。说到情痴,你可能第一个想到的是他。&nbsp;</p>
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Late night conversations
So my hubby and I were laying in bed 2 nights ago just talking about random stuff. (Sometimes we can really become comedians, we make eachother cry with laughter)My husband is a smoker so he gets up to satisfy his craving. 

![images.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdVkwd1J527z8JM9X6A74QKy4eYsnS6V3hdet5pCRyHMu/images.jpg)

As he comes back and jumps in bed he randomly says "I need to think of a new nickname for you", to which I responded "oh? Is honorable overlord not good enough anymore?"
We had a conversation like this about a month ago. I had issue with him calling me boss infornt of his family so as a joke  he had decided to call me honorable overlord. (I thought it was a joke but he actually calls me that infornt of people, not that I mind, I sound like a badass guardian of the galaxy character)

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Turns out this time he actually wanted a new affectionate nickname for me because general "my love"
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