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· @sweetsssj ·
$106.07
Miss. Opinionated : Guys that grind my gears!

4 kinds of guys that really grind my gears!

http://i.imgur.com/hbX0z0O.jpg

The chances are, if I catch on to this kind of behaviour from a guy early on, I'll probably be gone with the wind. No one should have to 'put up' with repulsive behaviour. In the best case, you learn to love these traits of your partner, and in the worst, you 'put up' with it. There are of course certain things you should never put up with in any long term relationship, things such as lying, cheating, emotional blackmail, abuse and the list goes on. Here are 4 kinds of behaviours that really turn me off that aren't quite so conventional. Have a look and see if this identifies with you or someone you know!

The gaming entrepreneur

http://i.imgur.com/I1n9HY2.jpg

First let me clarify, I don't think there is anything wrong with gaming. It's a perfectly valid hobby and a great way to socialise. But what I hate the most is when gaming becomes a form of escapism from real life responsibilities such as working a job, or planning a career. Sure, there are professional gamers out there who are dedicated to being the best they can be and even making a living, but i'm not talking about those people! I'm talking about the ones who spend all day grinding MMORPG's, going raiding, farming etc. It's as if their virtual achievements give them a sense of accomplishment that eclipses the importance of real life responsibilities.

The Pretty Boy

http://i.imgur.com/XquLW5c.jpg

There's caring about your appearance, and then there's being vain. I don't know what's up with society nowadays, but I see more and more guys wearing make-up, going to the gym to get big muscles, or suffering from eating disorders trying to get ridiculously thin. I don't like it one bit. The emphasis on appearance appeals to teenage fan girls with fleeting tastes. Not exactly ideal. Furthermore, too much narcissism gives the impression that the person is trying to cover up certain things they feel insecure about, ironically, it draws more attention to their imperfections and doesn't serve much purpose other than boosting their own ego. Clean, in shape and lose the vanity + make up!

Emotionally Fragile

http://i.imgur.com/Sw0abnn.jpg

Most of us have experienced heartbreak. It sucks. But we get over it and through the experience we become better people, and know better what we want out of a relationship. The process of getting over heartbreak and moving on can take quite some time, it's natural and there's nothing wrong with taking your time, finding your own footing before you get back out there and start dating again. What I really don't appreciate, is when a guy pines over his ex-girlfriend(s) and dominates the conversation with too much talk about his past conquests. Sometimes, they can even get emotional! I'm sorry, but I refuse to be someone's spare tire, or rebound. There is some sentimental value in emotional resonance, but please let it be about you and your current partner. Put the rest behind you, and look forward to pastures new.

Insecure, jealous and controlling

http://i.imgur.com/vjvThag.jpg

Caring too much is not an excuse for not trusting your partner. And trust means letting them having friends of the opposite sex, and the freedom to socialise responsibly. I could understand the concern if your partner is a bitch in heels down at the bar every night "with her girlfriends". But the majority of girls are not like that, too much control is suffocating and shows the lack of trust between you and your partner. Trust is one of the pillars of a relationship, if your partner has chosen you, then you must trust that they will act responsibly on their own, and without your intervention. Repression is not a good thing, it gives rise to people acting in the opposite way in response. The fact that you impose unreasonable control on a girl can lead to a self fulfilling prophecy of her actually meeting other people because she's fed up with your dictatorship style of treatment.


So, what you're saying is : Don't play games, don't care about your appearance, don't be emotional, and don't care about what the girl is up to?

Not at all. I've found that the people I find most attractive understand what it means to do things in moderation. It's not a black or white situation, most of the time it's a grey area. Most of the time, it's an issue when a person takes these things too far and it becomes too extreme. If you're one of these people that take things to the extreme, then just know that Miss. Opinionated would have none of it and would be out of your life quicker than you know it.

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@lordvader · (edited)
$68.13
I am Just as Good At Poker as I Am Everything Else... Which is Awesome!

Today my assistant Vera, who is the personification of pocket Aces, informed me that one of the inhabitants of your primitive planet (named @son-of-satire) sent a transmission about me playing poker with some steemit loyalists.

Because I am great at everything and I smarter and more talented than everyone else, I am clearly a very skilled poker player.

You should even say that I am the greatest poker player who has ever or will ever live.

I don't know if he knew this or was just wise enough to assume it. Perhaps he saw this image before:


https://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/0/4b7/d5811a7a4e.jpg
You can't see my chips because I had to keep them in a separate vault.
If all of my chips were on the table, it would tip over.

Do you see the young female inhabitant of your planet in that image above? She is very attracted to me. All females are attracted to me. They might just not know it yet.

But back to poker. @son-of-satire included the following image in his transmission:


https://s28.postimg.org/h9d97nfod/Screen_Shot_2017_01_22_at_10_05_59_PM.png
I folded? Folded what? Did I fold one of my dip wads into a pretzel because of continued incompetence? Why would I fold? I win every hand.

There is clearly something strange about this image. Clearly I must have just sat down at the table and entered the game... but why do I have 60,005 chips? Why would you start a game with 60,005 chips? I mean I obviously just started.

How can you tell?

I'm not winning!

In fact, I'm in 8th place. I am Lord freaking Vader! Do you know the last time I was in 8th place in anything? It was when I was 8 years old and I was in a pod race against creatures with 4 freaking arms! Even then I was only in 8th temporarily. For some unknown reason, all those other pod racers never finished the race. Some even accidentally blew up.

So in what galaxy would I be losing to these guys? None. The None Galaxy, that's which one.

So why am I so good at poker? Besides the obvious answer that I'm me.

I have the single greatest poker face in the history of time. Let me show you.


http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2015/08/06/darth-vader-crossed-arms-1280jpg-88461e1280wjpg-67c0c2_1280w.jpg
I have pocket Aces (I call that a Vera).


http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2015/08/06/darth-vader-crossed-arms-1280jpg-88461e1280wjpg-67c0c2_1280w.jpg
I have 7 2 offsuit (I call that a Stormtrooper... because it will miss the flop every time).

Did you see my tell? Did that throbbing vein in my neck give it away? Could you see my eyes get all shifty?

Of course you can't!

I am the freaking best!

I think it's so cute that your poker players do this to try and cover up for their lack of the steely nerves I have:


https://s27.postimg.org/52exvkslv/unabomber_18864.jpg
This Peter Laak is a total amateur. If he plays me, he's going to lack chips.
See what I did there?

I don't know how @son-of-satire even thinks for one second that any game with me would be any competition at all. I even bested your planet's top espionage agent.


https://s28.postimg.org/q5t80y1x9/Screen_Shot_2017_01_22_at_9_49_37_PM.png
I'm about to use the force. How would you like your entrails? Shaken or stirred?

This idiot actually thought he had me beat.


http://i.imgur.com/0Rg9jQo.jpg
Oh someone got beat alright.

If someone ever did best me in a hand, I have a knack for finding large objects that accidentally and spontaneously fly across the room and hit my opponent. But that is a pretty big if.

Now many people have told corny jokes about my poker playing ability. Some say I can't be beat because I have all the fours with me. Others say I can't lose because if things go against me, I am very good at altering the deal. These are both very cute but these tricks are entirely unnecessary. I win on my amazing skill alone.

I am also excellent at figuring out everyone's tell.



Actually many of my opponents have this exact same tell. Perhaps even all of them.
For some reason, they all do this right before they fold.

There was one time when I was playing with my son and he thought he had beat me.

But it turned out...


https://caragaleblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/2.jpg

He lost the hand!



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@ericvancewalton · (edited)
$38.14
Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (vol. 8)


“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky


Here it is already Monday again. The good news is if you’re reading this you’ve made it through most people’s least favorite day of the week. Who couldn’t use a little boost of joy and optimism on a day like this?

Now sit back, relax, laugh,...retell these jokes or even share your own in the comments below!

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

A: Through the Dumble-door.

(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)

“As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don’t bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.” - Joseph Campbell


I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and Steemit enthusiast. I’ve been practicing meditation for twenty-four years and teaching meditation for two years. To follow my unfolding story please visit click on the link to my website below to sign up for my author newsletter.

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· @authornick · (edited)
$29.39
Pig Nose Eating Challenge in Penang Malaysia—Oink, Oink, Swallow!

Pig Nose Eating Challenge in Penang Malaysia—Oink, Oink, Swallow!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpU6_lvL6Vo


Best Regards!

Nick, @AuthorNick  


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@smartnet · (edited)
$26.13
Weird Al at the Grammys... still cracks me up

http://i.imgur.com/ZcPN9pC.gif

I've always thought Weird Al would make an amazing Super Bowl halftime show.

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· @natalyaborqo ·
$23.46
So I Don’t Know If I Can Dance…

We love to act silly in our house, I think it helps everyone feel young and it helps you escape the seriousness of life. You will often find us singing silly songs that we’ve made up about our pets, sometimes we like to jump around to get the dog all riled up, and sometimes we like to dance.

This evening after dinner, I was hanging out in the kitchen with my hubby and daughter. I was sitting at the kitchen table and I could hear my husband beat boxing in the background. He had a good beat going, so he started to bust out some of his dance moves in front of my daughter. She really liked that, so she started to dance as well. It takes a lot to get her to dance because she is  little shy about it, so I wanted to join in too. I stood up and started to move around dancing to my husband’s beat boxing. All of a sudden, she looks at me and says, “No mommy, no. Daddy.” Basically she told me that she was dancing with Daddy, not me. Once I stopped, she continued to bust a move with my husband.

                              

Well, I wasn’t going to be turned down so easily, so I started to dance again. She turned and looked at me again, and said “No mommy!”

Is my two year old seriously telling me that I am a worse dancer than my husband? This can’t be possible. When my husband dances, it’s as if there is no beat. He just keeps stepping back and forth moving his arms around and the moves and pace of the dance never change, regardless of what music he is dancing to. I, on the other hand, am an okay dancer. I’m no professional, but I know how to follow a rhythm and not make a fool of myself at a wedding or party. But now, my two year old is insulting my dance moves, comparing me to my husband???? I think she’s a harder judge than the ones on So You Think You Can Dance!

                 

I can’t believe I was insulted by a toddler tonight, excuse me while I go sweep my ego off the floor…

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· @always1success ·
$22.39
The cat like a squirrel

My friend sent the picture of the cat to me . The cat is yet young. The cat reminds me of a squirrel ). And the cat is bites. Lol...

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@smartnet ·
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· @zerobeatpro ·
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· @joseph ·
$8.46
Hello Steemit!

hi guys, I'am Joseph Stuhlman, I hope I can share my hobby with you guys.. nice to meet you all :)
I know I look a lot like @ezra-oliver and Jamie Dornan, but what can I say life is beautiful.
We were blessed with these genes.

My hobby is to copy-paste articles and share it with you.

Please upvote and resteem.

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@danilamarilu · (edited)
$8.14
Funniest Birthday Video Ever! 😂😂😂

Rainbow ''Face Paint" + Glitter Bomb

Rainbow colors, that is my birthday initiation said my friend Peace as he was smearing cupcake frosting on his bald head

It all started at his birthday party. Instead of a cake there were rainbow cupcakes.
He chose a blue one and smeared on his face while he was eating it.
Then all of a sudden he smeared it all (purposefully) on his face and scalp, I knew it was time for a glitter bomb.
After the glitter bomb, I recorded the following video
Get ready to laugh y'all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZPxn7e3EK8

Thank you for all the Upvotes, Comments & Re-Steems I really appreciate it!


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Follow me

Steemit: @danilamarilu
Instagram : Henna by Danila

YouTube : Henna by Danila

video by @danilamarilu
Banner: 100% SP Image Credit: @madjack

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@cynetyc · (edited)
$6.04
Let us make a LEGO CAR!!!

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LEGO CAR

Hello people!

Today is LEGO time...yep you read corect ...LEGO time!

I never played with LEGO when I was a child because after the comunist times in my country a lot of people where very poor and very few had a good life.
So during X-mass I was with my mother in the store and I told her that I always wanted to play with LEGO when I was a child.
But for some reason ( I dont protest really ha ha) she bought it for me as a present . And that was very funny!

First we must look if the toy is appropriate for our age!

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So up in the left corner say max 14, I am 28 so I think I am safe for the moment.

Let's start the action buyaah!

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I can see a lot of weird and pointy stuff but I am over 14 so I think I am safe.

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We will use the book guide because we want to become an engineer when we grow up.

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We put the big stuf in the small stuff and the small stuff in the ...ah...other stuff...

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For some reason I made it in reverse but it looked ok to me..

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I think I done it ...I give myself 10 out of 10 !

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Oh, but don't forget about the stickers!

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Look at them wheels Lamborghini has nothing on me.

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It for me around 2h to make it but I had a ton of fun . After that I put it next to my books.

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I am Cynetyc and I approve this message! Cheers!

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· @soyjoseluis · (edited)
$6.00
BEAUTY - original sketch by @soyjoseluis



...dicen por ahí que la belleza está en el interior.

Pero tampoco existe un maquillaje para embellecer un corazón feo.


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@mynameisbrian · (edited)
$5.78
Trumpinocchio



An Alternative Fact keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face."

- Trumpinocchio




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@richristow ·
$0.79
Seriously, This is an Issue in China

Seriously, public pooping and peeing is an issue in China. I am a foreigner who has tried to go out of his way to show respect to the culture showing me a great deal of hospitality.  I try not judge, and turn a blind eye when an old lady or a kid takes a squat in public. But, when you see it, it's hard not to grimace and shake your head.  Shanghai Disney had problems with this -- once it opened and the Chinese masses flocked to it. However, public defecation and urination is such an issue that you run into signs like this in Danyang, which is extremely minuscule when compared to Shanghai. 


 

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· @jyezie ·
$0.33
J'ai plus de cheveux... [French]

http://www.gratisography.com/pictures/256_1.jpg
english version
-- Je suis sorti me promener alors qu'il neigeait

-- Mes cheveux ont gelé et sont tombés

J'ai plus de cheveux...

-- Ma copine passait l’aspirateur
-- J' étais allongé tranquillement, me reposant

-- Elle m'a aspiré la tête... les cheveux avec.

J'ai plus de cheveux...

-- J'ai croisé un clodo dans la rue
-- Il voulait une pièce, mais je n'avais rien
-- Mes cheveux sont venus à son aide en lui faisant une couverture bien chaude


J'ai plus de cheveux...

-- Je suis allé voir une comédie au ciné
-- J'étais juste mort de rire

-- Hoquetant durant la séance, j'ai retrouvé mes cheveux sur mon siège

J'ai plus de cheveux...

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@yogi ·
$0.22
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@the-future · (edited)
$0.21
You should never cross that RED LINE! - A comic

When you see the whales...

https://s29.postimg.org/q4p4f4zk7/whales5.png

You start wondering what can you do...

https://s23.postimg.org/99cs5k363/whales6.png

Then, you saw an opportunity and...

https://s24.postimg.org/8n472t179/whales4.png

But, in the end, you are left behind by the Steemit Train!!! So long!

https://s30.postimg.org/he93umoht/red_l.png

The point is that : It's a long term game, don't make stupid things and...

You should never cross that RED LINE!



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· @jyezie ·
$0.19
How I lost my hair...

http://www.gratisography.com/pictures/256_1.jpg
-- I went out on a cold winter day
-- My hair froze and fell off


How I lost my hair...

-- My girlfriend was vacuum cleaning
-- I was laying down, asleep

-- The head got stuck on my head and sucked all my hair.

How I lost my hair...

-- I was walking on the streets and saw a homeless guy.
-- He asked me for money, but I didn't have a penny
-- I wanted to help him so bad that my hair went down to make a warm mattress.


How I lost my hair...

-- I want to a movie.
-- It was a very funny movie
-- I giggled and shook so hard that my hair sprinkled on the the floor


Can you tell me how I lost my hair?

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@afrog · (edited)
$0.10
The Dutch Answer To Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-xxis7hDOE

In his TV Show „Zondag met Lubach“ (Sunday with Lubach) the Dutch anchorman and comedian Arjen Lubach is outlining the news of the week. Last sunday it was a greeting video for president Donald Trump. We hope seriousely, that he doesn't take the Dutch Hello as real. Please tell him it is a jolly fake. Otherwise the german language will be banned.

I afrog make the vow, in the name of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland, that the Dutch don't made the Ozean between Mexico and the Dutch walls. Don't believe one word in this videoclip, please.

Nice try, Mr. Lubach!

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