How Can Snake Swallow Money by ablenko

joke · @ablenko · Feb 27 '18

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How Can Snake Swallow Money

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There is a news trending in Nigeria now about a snake which swallow thirty-six million naira in Joint Admission and Matriculation Board office (JAMB).
Good we all know the level of corruption in the country,by this human being are been qualified as snake in the office, So this morning i caught a snake in my street but i decide to train him how to swallow money at last the snake turn back to me but to God be the glory i kill it.
It was a joke but only God save me early this morning when this snake turn back to me but i thank God i was able to kill it.

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@whalebuilder · Feb 28 '18

re-ablenko-how-can-snake-swallow-money-20180228t014815128z

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@sneaky-ninja · Feb 28 '18

re-ablenko-how-can-snake-swallow-money-20180228t023404226z

Sneaky Ninja Attack! You have been defended with a 1.58% vote... I was summoned by @ablenko! I have done their bidding and now I will vanish...Whoosh

👍 ablenko

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@allaz · Feb 28 '18

re-ablenko-how-can-snake-swallow-money-20180228t140525512z

You got a 2.22% upvote from @allaz courtesy of @ablenko!

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@ausxen · Mar 17 '18

"So where did all the funds we allocated for, yknow... schools?"
"Oh, a snake kinda... ate it"

wow

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