体检一二事 by acactus1013

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体检一二事
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最近，学校工作群发文件说6月底职工们可以去指定医院统一年度体检了，我心里又像一只小猫爬过一样，尖锐的爪子挠得我莫名紧张。


体检是员工的福利，我却有件尴尬事，那就是做B超检查时我总是会被医生赶出来至少两次，原因很简单，就是因为检查时我膀胱没有尿感，第一次医生不耐烦地招呼我出去喝水，我自己感觉有尿意了，第二次医生还是火冒三丈地让我出去，说不够！连续两三次，我干脆弃检。

我高中毕业体检的时候，也干过一件傻事。那会儿有一个检查项目是嗅觉，医生面前分别摆上酒精、水、白醋三种液体让学生闻，然后说出是什液体。我在排队的时候一直心不在焉，没有注意前面的同学怎么做的。轮到我时，我直接将白醋一饮而尽！接下来，那位体检的医生开始了震耳欲聋的大笑：“哈哈哈……这么多年我还是第一次看到有人把醋给喝下去的！”周围的人开始哄笑，我也是对自己无语至极！


希望今年体检一切顺利吧！
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@volushka · 
Uncomplicated article. I learned a lot of interesting and cognitive. I'm screwed up with you, I'll be glad to reciprocal subscription))
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@lymichale · 
哈哈哈哈，你也太紧张了，放轻松～
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@acactus1013 · 
也不是紧张，就是总憋不出尿哈哈哈
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@cn-naughty.boy · 
@acactus1013, 墨客你好，我好想支持你，但是我一直有点犹豫要不要点赞，说出来你可能不信，我练过一阳指，我这个赞要是点下去，你搞不好会死！
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@kadishakho · 
哈哈！这个也是其中一种的体检呀！新的体检！
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@acactus1013 · 
嗯嗯
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@mrpointp · 
不会有啥子的
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@acactus1013 · 
我怕又被赶出来 哈哈哈
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@hqy · 
体检有什么好紧张的，不就是和身体通个话吗？
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@acactus1013 · 
是的是的  放轻松
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