Good blow . Comedy Open Mic - Round 38. Часть 1. by aleks433

comedyopenmic · @aleks433 · Nov 13 '18 (edited)

$0.11

Good blow . Comedy Open Mic - Round 38. Часть 1.

https://coinpan.com/files/attach/images/917178/139/270/108/e1cee26f8358be60988375e2acf8376a.gif

https://vk.com/gif_gifki1?w=wall-46257842_98639


When you do not need to be close to the girl and the gaming machine immediately

I appoint the @bekirsolak and the @joshua-golbuu to participate in this round.


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@comedyschool · Nov 13 '18

$1.63

Hi aleks433, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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@idikuci · Nov 13 '18

$0.08

sympathy sex is always fun

👍 idikuci

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