The Art of the Meal Part II by americancarnage

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The Art of the Meal Part II
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(Voice over) Last time on "The Art of the Meal"

Donald Trump is in Columbus, Ohio helping the St. Clairs turn around their steak house.

"I love Ohio. Ohio voted for me in the electoral college... which is harder to win than the popular vote, if you think about it.

![IMG_3504.PNG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdSGr3kFm67HDe1JDTnMpba8N2brYtZHauRjKaSGyZUUi/IMG_3504.PNG)

(V.O.) Trump starts out by sampling the St. Clairs signature steak.

![IMG_3507.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPQZhjwsEn6QRPUDUTB6MJ63B7tBjAPAkpqUvYH66ZrjZ/IMG_3507.JPG)

"She's got nice legs".

![IMG_3528.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWk78YzwKp1Zz4KSiRTCMoec5zSnNL9ZdaCKDjLLdKW55/IMG_3528.JPG)

(V.O.) And then his team gives the place a much-needed makeover.

![IMG_3519.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQC4rEBQFKMCVnKWeXU8pUZ5UtdPVcXV8oSHpt3g39BUj/IMG_3519.JPG) 

"Glitz and class go hand in hand"

![IMG_3529.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVXt6vdcsXh98dWrTP6n82m5kX6u5Ww5XjZM9t2usJiAk/IMG_3529.JPG)

But things take a turn for the worse after a chaotic dinner service when Lindsay the waitress mixes up a couples order and tensions escalate on the Kashmir border. 

![IMG_3530.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYuBXQphbRGAdAxxWgjZ8i4UTcZNk99SuR6kKJTi9fGQH/IMG_3530.JPG)

Do the St. Clairs have what it takes to turn things around? Will tensions between two nuclear powers explode into a full blown war in South Asia?

![IMG_3531.GIF](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTjjSaAWafWifiqFkhcGrndGQvmpaVG5NqytMSTKE8RDk/IMG_3531.GIF)

Find out in "The Art of the Meal".

![IMG_3502.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNbcUqnPKf1UuTTwavSwdzTvXLZGNoX91W2QrKtmdv3LH/IMG_3502.JPG)

"I'm back in Ohio, which voted for me in the electoral college"

![IMG_3504.PNG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdSGr3kFm67HDe1JDTnMpba8N2brYtZHauRjKaSGyZUUi/IMG_3504.PNG)

"Last night the St. Clair's tried to pull off a dinner service and did a terrible job."

![IMG_3510.PNG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWrpSn5ikeS3E4qjMtDRrv1vSFANd3QXYcgPfvhHU3YMv/IMG_3510.PNG)

"That was absolutely terrible. You better think long and hard about whether or not you want to stay in business because if you keep going on like that you're gonna end up on the street... believe me."

![IMG_3524.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmagPRGa5U1XVKUfrX1Lv6UREpCgWHwLD6GpNKXWGowZGZ/IMG_3524.JPG)

"We're sorry Mr. President. We'll try to do better".

![IMG_3532.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNtekZpm7YvFSTAd5zPDEj16X1Qu3gF1susmuVRMzqRG9/IMG_3532.JPG)

"Good"

![IMG_3512.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWYWT7SmW6Q4GThXuLXhFtD33FMsWFmWWagDPBWBo26X1/IMG_3512.JPG)

"Mr. President the situation in Kashmir urgently requires your attention."

![IMG_3533.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmdZ4vQ5BipoPxpnxa7W15WyfzRvc47Te2poyV6tYpy8sT/IMG_3533.JPG)

"Shut up! Who's in charge here? Who's president you or me, Kelly?"

![IMG_3534.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmfQYLJ5JVvgamHa6AvfrgQyfLAvKkNDFUTaRTcKovyqrF/IMG_3534.JPG)

"You are sir"

"That's right! I'm the king around here... and don't you forget it.

![IMG_3521.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWRHBpoqtuxSRQJ6TEpu1iMa6UyVvhsdxKY6EvtKYHZqn/IMG_3521.JPG)

(V.O.) After showing the St. Clairs that he means business, Trump returns to the White House. Meanwhile, a few local neo-nazis have heard that Trump is in town.

![IMG_3535.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSftQyi9YVDwKPpyuGbJh9vju1Etu7kG5viPJr2UifMq6/IMG_3535.JPG)

"The president is in town. Let's show him how happy we are that he's here.  Let's paint a swastika on the St. Clairs restaurant!"

![IMG_3536.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXEBPayUy1ai7eGRLhbTdnqCN7Pe2Xhv3FJ4frYrLHQBo/IMG_3536.JPG)

(V.O.) As Trump returns the next morning, the St. Clairs are agast at the grotesque display of bigotry. As word spreads around town of the hate crime, volunteers spontaneously arrive at the restaurant to paint over the swastika and show that hate has no place in Columbus.

![IMG_3537.PNG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPxf7qxAeXhw2rxrtGcwh4S3oR7vF75Sebz8wP4Sk86B6/IMG_3537.PNG)

(V.O.) When asked for comment, Trump lets loose in an impromptu press conference.

![IMG_3538.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUNzD1yRLQCkph2KRQDoVXZnzyTEPdzGAULLma2R2e1hq/IMG_3538.JPG)

"Yes, there were some very, very bad things that happened in Columbus. The neo-nazis shouldn't have painted that swastika, but there were also some very, very bad people that painted over the swastika. No one gave them permission to do that!"

![IMG_3534.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmfQYLJ5JVvgamHa6AvfrgQyfLAvKkNDFUTaRTcKovyqrF/IMG_3534.JPG)

(V.O.) With commentators calling the press conference unhinged, protests sweep the nation and bring unwanted negative press to the St. Clairs as they prepare to relaunch their restaurant.

![IMG_3539.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQma5qhs97r1ayCKpkGtJed2KK9rRpQpUNrpzCcXhHFTFGt/IMG_3539.JPG)

(V.O.) But Trump has an ace up his sleeve to handle the PR crisis.

![IMG_3521.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWRHBpoqtuxSRQJ6TEpu1iMa6UyVvhsdxKY6EvtKYHZqn/IMG_3521.JPG)

"When the going gets tough and you got a public relations disaster, this is the guy you want in your corner. He'll take care of everything."

![IMG_3540.JPG](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSVUa1caSCVMbMK6KqtnUEHgYQRatvxhCPACoUR7s3Wcu/IMG_3540.JPG)

(V.O.) Will the president's position become untenable? Will conditions further deteriorate in Kashmir? Will the St. Clair's successfully pull off their relaunch? Find out in the next installment of "The Art of the Meal".
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super post thanks for sharing it
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