Kills it! by b00m

funny · @b00m · May 4 '19

$1.03

Kills it!

The best way to approach the toilet after I have deposited a Chewbacca's finger...

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👍 wherein, partiko, tatjanastan, busy.pay, steem-ua, jedau, sbi3, hanshotfirst, writesteem, hanzappedfirst, dobartim, tamaralovelace, michelle.gent, steemmatt, steemit-life, citizensmith, steem-press, wisbeech, jcedwards, reseller, hyperbole, weirdnews, amos1969, sazbird, spamfarmer, cryptofunk, belladonna, avsiblesz, beerbloke, steemitwrite, steemitbuzz, lionsmane

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@steem-ua · May 5 '19

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@steemmatt · May 5 '19

Signing off for bed now wishing I saw this one before your guitar post. If I dream of Star Wars though, I _will_ thank you.

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · May 7 '19

Haha, I hope you did! ;o)

👍 steemmatt

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@partiko · May 5 '19

Thank you so much for participating in the Partiko Delegation Plan Round 1! We really appreciate your support! As part of the delegation benefits, we just gave you a 3.00% upvote! Together, let’s change the world!

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