You Want to Meet? by b00m

funny · @b00m · Mar 7 '18

$11.41

You Want to Meet?

When your new online friend suggests meeting in real life...

![giphy (12).gif](https://res.cloudinary.com/hpiynhbhq/image/upload/v1520410542/rozqlxihdlf8xnw3ufec.gif)

*<sub>of course, that also leads to the whole, how much pubic hair should I shave off dilemma</sub>*

👍 trafalgar, steemwizards, lordvader, punchline, brahma, hanshotfirst, pharesim, redheadroadtrip, busy.org, jedau, take5, eqko, alienbutt, oaldamster, calypso, belladonna, b00m, steemship, englishtchrivy, beerbloke, jcedwards, anjkara, idikuci, danielles, gothic.revival, marketstack, mysweetspot2, abdulmanan, muqarrabshah, holybranches, cryptoroast

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@abdulmanan · Mar 7 '18

$0.04

hahaha :p that will be your reaction when you meet me :p

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

I hope there is no pubic hair shaving requirement!

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@abdulmanan · Mar 7 '18

Haha no no

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@teungkumerdu · Mar 7 '18

Good  @b00m

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@muqarrabshah · Mar 7 '18

lol, amazing

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@holybranches · Mar 7 '18

$0.04

Even regret being known by a few already. Rookie fever of joining Steemit caused it. Ghost mode gets me best. Damn!

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

Ghost mode is always best!

👍 holybranches

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@anjkara · Mar 7 '18

$0.05

hahahah thanks. That gave me my first morning laugh XD

👍 meesterboom, b00m

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@b00m · Mar 7 '18

hehe, excellent

👍 anjkara

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@eqko · Mar 7 '18 (edited)

$0.04

Not sure about the Pubes things, but I'd bet I would have a face like that when by chance we'd meet in real life ....

 I'd be all *"look at this here righteous leprechaun sized motherfucker ... Meesterboom my ass ... Meestertwig more like it !"*

<sub>Not sure if you're aware, but boom is dutch for tree.</sub>

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

Haha, oh I know the tree thing! An amazing coincidence it was :0)

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@trafalgar · Mar 7 '18 (edited)

$2.10

you'll be no fun on grindr

👍 traf, meesterboom, cryptoroast, penghuren

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

*pretends he has no idea what that is*

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@jedau · Mar 7 '18

$0.05

Can you say "catfish"? As a survivor of catfishing, I tend to put up my defenses at the first sight of this erratic behavior.

👍 meesterboom, b00m

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

I can say it! I don't like it but I can say it!!!

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@cryptoroast · Mar 7 '18

$0.04

The face he makes when you say
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/80689154/oh-hi-mark.jpg

But he is not Mark.

👍 meesterboom, b00m

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

Hahaha! Exactly!

👍 cryptoroast

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cryptoroast	0 B		355,934,183	100%

@spamfarmer · Mar 7 '18

$0.08

HAhaha, shave the pubes off. and cover whats left in spam!

👍 meesterboom

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@meesterboom · Mar 7 '18

Well that's one way to skin a cat

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