Some funny signs in and around supermarkets by beelzebubba

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Some funny signs in and around supermarkets
Some of these are absurd and probably need to be there because of insurance reasons, the others are just mistakes, but that doesn't mean we can't find them funny.

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I understand that nut allergies are a very real thing and can have dire consequences for people who are allergic to them but this is crazy.  I remember once buying a container of peanut butter and there was a sticker that said "Warning!  product MAY contain nuts!"      Well I certainly hope so.

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This is obviously just a mistake -or- maybe the pretzels are so amazing here that they can't let people be aware that they ever have them.   Maybe you have to know someone to get a pretzel.  

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I have seen these sorts of mistakes at Wal-Mart a couple of times but they never stop being funny to me.  Even when they don't make a mistake, I feel as though when they sometimes show that a product is something like 2 cents cheaper than it used to be, well, they shouldn't really be bragging about that.

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Well, now that the price has been reduced we better stock up!  

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Do signs like this exist just to protect the owner from lawsuits?  Almost certainly.  Anyone who doesn't know that fire is hot probably can't read anyway.  It reminds me of the moving sidewalk announcement that informs everyone that the "sidewalk is ending"... likely because one guy fell down and then sued the airport or something.  

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You mean to tell me that the cinnamon bun isn't actually 3-feet in diameter?  Well, now i don't think it is worth $1 anymore.  I don't know about you, but if I can use my pastries as a bean bag chair it isn't big enough.  

<hr> Do you have any funny signs to offer?  I love em so share if you got 'em!  
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