<center>**CHISTE**</center> | - | >Esta Pepito jugando en su cuarto cuando lo llama su padre + Pepito deja de jugar y ven para acá rápido + Que pasa papa? + Ya estoy cansado de que no hagas nada útil, necesito que te pongas a vender para que aprendas la importancia del dinero y lo difícil que es ganárselo, quiero que vendas raspados en la calle. + Todo yo, todo yo + >Lo malo es que Pepito no sabia decir raspado y decía: + raspame... raspame + Papa papa yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada + Deja de llorar y sigue intentando, Ahora intenta vender melones + Todo yo, todo yo >Lo malo es que Pepito tampoco sabia decir melones y decía: + melos... melos, lleve sus melos + Papa papa yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada + Deja de llorar y sigue intentando, Ahora intenta vender huevos + Todo yo, todo yo + Huevos, huevos lleve sus pinches huevos > Pero pepito tampoco vendió nada + Papa papa yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada + Calla Pepito y ve a vender las 3 cosas hasta que alguien te compre algo + Todo yo, todo yo + Raspa melos huevos.. Raspa melos huevos.. Raspame los huevos ------------------------------- <center>**CHISTE EN VÍDEO**</center> | - | <center>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5TzQCEeqLY</center> <center>Fuente del Video: [Redmau](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-k-Rld-31VU588OAEWC0DA)</center>
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