Chiste de Pepito - Vendedor by chisteland

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Chiste de Pepito - Vendedor
<center>**CHISTE**</center> |
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>Esta Pepito jugando en su cuarto cuando lo llama su padre
+ Pepito deja de jugar y ven para acá rápido
+ Que pasa papa? 
+ Ya estoy cansado de que no hagas nada útil, necesito que te pongas a vender para que aprendas la importancia del dinero y lo difícil que es ganárselo, quiero que vendas raspados en la calle.
+ Todo yo, todo yo
+ 
>Lo malo es que Pepito no sabia decir raspado y decía: 
+ raspame... raspame
+ Papa papa  yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada
+ Deja de llorar y sigue intentando, Ahora intenta vender melones
+ Todo yo, todo yo
>Lo malo es que Pepito tampoco sabia decir melones y decía:
+ melos... melos, lleve sus melos
+ Papa papa  yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada
+ Deja de llorar y sigue intentando, Ahora intenta vender huevos
+ Todo yo, todo yo
+ Huevos, huevos lleve sus pinches huevos
> Pero pepito tampoco vendió nada
+ Papa papa  yo no quiero vender nada, nadie me compra nada
+ Calla Pepito y ve a vender las 3 cosas hasta que alguien te compre algo
+ Todo yo, todo yo
+ Raspa melos huevos.. Raspa melos huevos.. Raspame los huevos  

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<center>**CHISTE EN VÍDEO**</center> |
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<center>Fuente del Video: [Redmau](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-k-Rld-31VU588OAEWC0DA)</center>
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