Don't Feed The Bears - The Daily Limerick #39 by chrisroberts

poetry · @chrisroberts · Feb 23 '18

$1.29

Don't Feed The Bears - The Daily Limerick #39

## <center>Good Morning, Steem!</center> 
### <center>Welcome to your #DailyLimerick!</center>
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***
### Here in Crestone, we live with bears. The area is a *Wildlife Refuge*, which means there's no shooting or harassing animals. The animals pretty much run the place, with bears being at the top of the omnivorous food chain.
***
## Luckily, they hibernate for about half the year. The rest of the year is bear-fueled chaos. Nothing will stop them if there's something they want to eat.
***
Last year the bears were apparently hungry, because they were constantly breaking into people's garbage, homes and cars. My boss even woke up one night in October to an adolescent bear going through her fridge. They've been known to tear apart trailers to get at garbage, and they can rip the door off of a car if someone was foolish enough to leave some candy inside.
***
### It's been a mild winter, and I have a feeling that those bears are going to be waking up soon, and *hungry.* Maybe it's time to start keeping the trash in the spare bathroom again.
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***
## <center>Hopefully they'll wake up well-rested and satisfied.</center>
***
### Thanks for stopping by the #DailyLimerick! If you have a suggestion for tomorrow's topic, just let me know in the comments and I'll give it my best shot!
***
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@veckinon · Feb 23 '18

$0.06

Haha. Great limerick, and one that speaks to many of us in the Rockies!

👍 chrisroberts

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@chrisroberts · Feb 24 '18

Right? The bears are the ones who really own these mountains. :)

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@ecoinstant · Feb 26 '18

Imagining garbage-bent bears is really amusing!

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@masterpiz · Feb 23 '18

$0.14

I wouldn't know much about bears. 
I think I should go follow @carrieallen instead of dropping a Limerick today.. 
😝

👍 carrieallen, chrisroberts

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@chrisroberts · Feb 24 '18

$0.03

Carrie is awesome! Her videos are super-interesting! :)
Thanks for stopping by, @masterpiz!

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@ecoinstant · Feb 25 '18

$0.18

If you do think that bears are bad,
Monkeys you must have never had.
They'll wake you at night,
Screaming quite a fright,
I call sleeping bear my comrade.

👍 chrisroberts

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@chrisroberts · Feb 25 '18

Yep. That sounds like trouble. :D

They just randomly scream at night? My cat does that as well.
Nice limerick :)

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@ecoinstant · Feb 26 '18

$0.06

I took some liberties to get a limerick'd response this time.  There are no howler monkeys near us, but they do exist further down the mountain.

👍 chrisroberts

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