Hello, Steemit. Micheal izuchukwu is my name but I prefer dribscracker coz I crack ribs for a living through my Comedy skits, jokes, funny pictures and so on.even tho I have friends and brother in Stemit this is my first time on Steemit but first of all—with all due respect—introduction before it’s late.  My Life... Like I said, Micheal izuchukwu is my name but I prefer Dribscracker; coz cracking ribs is my hobby . I’m the second boy in a family of 3 boys and 3girls-as a little f unny, fair Nigerian boy with a thick dark brown eye. By His grace, I am still a student at ebonyi state university, studying mass communication. Nigeria is my country; I’m proud of it, its diversity in culture, tradition, belief system, etc. and its multi-ethnic and multi-lingual features. What a fun to be here in Nigeria! Ebonyi is my state…was raised in onitsha in Anambra state.. Ehe,before I forget I have straight head lol....an oval face. I have a thick and straight leg That can withstand anything however, I have a dull eye, also a large flat nose which could inhale much air at once. Abeg, I’m done here oo…don’t get it twisted.  My Likes and Dislikes... Huh, I cherish smart work and funny works that can crack ribs; I abhor hard word. I hope you understand. We work smart and not hard. I just hate it when people say they are working hard coz it gives me this feeling of it-is-not-easy-at-all or that you must suffer to the point of death before you arrive at success. Truthfully, I do not work hard; I work smart. Also on the list, I am a stand-up comedian, model... I I love reading; I write a lot, especially music and funny comedy skit.. The both, I think, are the possible ways to express one’s emotions, thoughts, ideas, religion, criticisms, stupidity, lol, and foolishness. I don’t know how that might sound but…  Okay, I make funny pictures , dance , acting and I love to make friends with both young and old... But kids especially coz I love making them happy coz they are the future…I can say that again, more than again. The last, but not least, Meehn, I love Steemit.  How I met Steemit or should I say…..How Steemit met me…either First and foremost, my brother and friends are all in Steemit…that’s where I laid hold of Steemit. With the help of them..I could sign up. And now, I’m going to enjoy it or about to…  Observations so far Steemit is a great community with great people who understand the fact of working smart. I’m inspired seeing some folks working smart and I try to do the same. This time around, no knowledge is a waste. I learn things—I write more—type more—read more—laugh more; I even meet new friends. I learn from them, they learn from me. Is it not good?  My contribution to Steemit I have a dream. And the dream is to contribute to Steemit. It’s just that simple. For now, I keep portraying to Steemians the comic part of life—music —comedy skits —dance—funny pictures that can make anybody laugh, etc. I really can do this with your support.  Conclusion I thank Everybody on steemit, all steemians, thanks for your smart minds, for lightening up that passion to write in me, I really appreciate it. I expect and hope that you all will love what I have for you. Again, I appreciate for your compassionate disposition and kind gesture. Special thanks @phunke and @tony-duck for bringing me to this great platform and I promise to work smart and add more' value to steemit...  I bet you that I will put in my best to make everyone happy here...
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Crazy photos 😂. Welcome to steemit. I hope u have a nice time here
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Welcome
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Haha this guy is something else But welcome to steemit any ways And please follow back
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Thanks bro
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Welcome to the community bro.. I want to laugh plz, start posting..
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Hey man, I'm Oatmeal Joey, and I love comedy, your tie, and I once made a video where I was wearing a red dress like I was a woman out on a date with a man but the video was supposed to be funny or crazy or scary or something. But yeah, comedy and adventure is awesome.
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Nice meeting you dear
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