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<p> Of the protagonists of:</p>
<p> <strong>"No, because the time I save by writing 'w' instead of 'what' I invest it in making saliva bubbles..."</strong>,</p>
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<p><strong> ―</strong>Out of curiosity, what do you dedicate your money and free time guys?</p>
<p><strong> ―</strong>Well I watch TV...; <em>Big Brother</em>, <em>Farmer Searchs For A Wife</em> and that kind of TV shows, while eating potato chips and not much more to do, truly.</p>
<p><strong> ―</strong>And you?</p>
<p><strong> ―</strong>As soon as I can go out looking for whores and thus my wife does not bother me.</p>
<p> ―Well! And you?</p>
<p> ―No, I go out to discos to drink alcohol as soon as the opportunity presents itself and every day that I go to party I brand new <em>Massimo Putti</em> clothes and I do heap of <em>selfies</em> with friends that I upload to <em >Instagram</em> right away.</p>
<p> ―Say! And you?</p>
<p> ―I <em>tune</em> the car every month and I present it to the <em>Maxi Tuning</em> and it is a pussy magnet...</p>
<p> ―HaHaHa! And you?</p>
<p> ―I go to the <em>gyn</em> to lift dumbbells 6 hours a day as I leave the workshop in the factory, and now for the summer time I'll buy a couple of good <em>jabs</em>, you know...</p>
<p> ―<em>Aham</em>. And you?</p>
<p> ―I play to <em>Playstation</em> every day while my girlfriend looks how I kill all those monsters and, from time to time, help her to stretch the sofa cover.</p>
<p> ―<em>Oh</em>. Haha! And you?</p>
<p> ―I am <em>influencer</em> and I take the day sitting at home and influencing people in the social networks, defaming, emitting rumors to those who do not like me, etc...</p>
<p> ―Haha! Interesting...</p>
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<p> ―Hey, and what do you do, dude?</p>
<p> ―No, I do not do much and I do not think you're interested...</p>
<p> ―Yes man, tell us.</p>
<p> ―Well look, I work in a military unit in the morning, apart from being a writer and to manage a public page on Facebook and a blog, I train or have practiced almost any sport and until recently I was in a triathlon club But I left it for lack of time, I read many novels, I study on my own, I am a diver, I receive classes of classical singing, I go even alone to walk hiking routes or to photograph Nature because I am passionate of her, I study various financial markets and invest in them with the time that also requires to be aware of these investments, I do not watch TV and I do not have actually one at home but sometimes I watch some documentary or series on the laptop, I collaborate assiduously with donations to non-governmental organizations, I collaborate personally in events of reforestation, animal assistance or collection of marine discharges, I do something of yoga and meditation on my own and from time to time I leave some free time to drink a beer with some girl, among other things.</p>
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<center><p><strong>(The <em>influencer</em> had been red with anger and smoked by the ears for some time)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>(After looking at each other for a few seconds they say almost in unison:)</strong></p></center>
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<p> ―Dude ... you know how much your time is worth but...</p>
<p> ―Sure dude, do not waste your time ...; Invest it...</p>
<p> ―You see man, I will never be wasting my time like this...</p>
<p> ―What a fool...</p>
<p> ―He doesn´t know what he's already doing...</p>
<p> ―Poor thing...</p>
<p> ―<em>Sjkdfhshfiowjfksdmc-lákdñlamdlasm...</em></p>
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