How CryptoKitties Ruined My Friends Day! by hilarski

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crypto · @hilarski · (edited)
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How CryptoKitties Ruined My Friends Day!
![cryptokitties-hilarski-ethereum-crypto-cryptocurrency-cats.jpg](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmXRPKpM2gMS9He1tvnpyS9avoXyoZrt8nNgEsdPCzMFgn)

# When CryptoKitties Goes Very Very Wrong. #

### Here is What My Friend Said, Word for Word. ###

*I have to vet!!! and ill probably bring up a subject that everyone hates BUT i am PISSED!!!! so who remembers CryptoKitties?!?! well i have been a part of it since the beginning.... most stupidest thing that exists in crypto but made money on it.. and when i have nothing to do i log on and kill time on it. i even have a few collectibles... anyhow long story short.... I had this BEAUTIFUL kitten.... fucking beautiful.... covered in flowers and all..... so every kitten needs to, you know do its thingy and F'n mate from time to time.... well i let it loose..... damn stupid cat gave birth to the mostly ugliest SOB on the damn planet fucked up the whole Genetic line and ruined my whole fucking collection,... the bastard turned out to be with crooked eyes, missing buck eyed teeth, and so on, i mean the list goes on. even his damn toes are considered defected... WTF did i do to deserve this?!?!?! FML*

END OF RANT

## Look at this Beauty! She was My Friends Pride and Joy on CryptoKitties. ##

![cryptokitties-crypto-ethereum-beautiful.jpg](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmRwpsoH3R6FF2VVuBNXTUGPEMNXjJt3dth9ZAsBGM3aoC)

## Here is How I Imagine it Went Down. ##

She went out and had a good time, got a little toasty. Met up with some tough Tom cat on the street or so she thought. Had a quick shag and boom! What she didn't know was that he was her first cousin.

### This Was Her. ###
https://media.giphy.com/media/xJjs8eGVbjNYY/giphy.gif

### This Was Him. ###
https://media.giphy.com/media/bPWyTsy2huZji/giphy.gif

### This Was the Result. ###

![cryptokitties-ugly-ethereum.jpg](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/Qmdd3PZPzbiF8jQ9fzPrvXxBSGAZtxVcnbquW6GqCxJPK5)
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@masterthematrix ·
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I really can't relate to Crypto Kitties.
!monster

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@builderofcastles ·
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I'm sorry, everyone in town thought she was a good christian girl, very chaste.

But, the truth was that she often pulled a train with her cousins around the block.

And so, when the "good man" wifed her up, there was already a bun in the oven.


It is very sad.  ^_^
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@ericvancewalton · 
Oh no...Hilarious! The whole lure of non-fungibles was difficult for me to wrap my head around at first but now I totally get it. We're working on something similar for HardFork right now.
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@blazing · 
Just cryptokitties things 
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