Friday Frant by insaneworks

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· @insaneworks · (edited)
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Friday Frant
<center>![1.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/2UTUXkfZ-1.png)</center>

I tried to write Friday rant, but the f's just keep on coming, so Friday frant it is.

I think I am a #seriouscontentproducer.

I mean, I take everything seriously. Eeeeeeeverything! When I'm having fun I will have fun with a permanent grin on my face and have fun, even if it kills me. And probably some day it will. Some poor fella out there who asks: <i>"Why are you always making jokes about everything, are you never serious?"</i> will most likely loose their shit because they do not understand how someone can live like this, laughing to life, its cock-ups, confusions, oddities, weird things, horrible facts and to all the shit it brings. Because humor is supposed to be just a spice. Not a way of life. Because doing stuff seriously is how things are supposed to be done. Working is serious. Life is some serious shit.

And of course if that dude is one of those who only laugh to someone elses misfortune, that must mean that if someone else laughs or makes jokes in their presence without an obvious reason that must be explained really well, they are laughing to that poor dude and for that they should die.

<center>![2.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/uIMXxtdQ-2.png)</center>

Death. What a nice conversation topic.

The death of #oldsteem and the fenixlike rebirth of #newsteem. Nothing is left of the old one as the new one arrives and you never want to go back to the old one ever again.

Contrary to eating just picked peas and strawberries. You know you want to eat them both because both are your favourite, but you also know that if you eat a little bit of peas, then strawberries, then go back to peas, then perhaps some strawberries and so on, it tastes awful! So you have to choose. Which one to eat first as much as you can, rinse your mouth and then switch to the other one. You want to eat enough of both and stop eating the later choice just one bite before you get a terrible stomach ache. But you also do not want to think that you should have eaten the first choice more. That's awful. Craving for the first choice after you've finished the second choice and knowing that you can't go back immediately. Still talking about peas and strawberries.

You want to have everything from both, but you don't want to get an overdose of either one.

<center>![3.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/WKc5N1Ws-3.png)</center>

Whatelsewhatelsewhatelse...

Oh I know! 
Hobbies!

Talking to my cats with weird voices and dreading that some day my cats will murder me because of that.

Occasionally writing stuff in a relatively unknown place called Steem.

Laughing at my own jokes.

And I like to pretend that I don't know what people talk about, even though I on some rare occasions do know. So that's something that has taken a complete 180 turn in my life. I mean, who in their teens wouldn't have acted like they know what people are talking about, even though they haven't got a slightest clue? Yeah. Me neither. Or is it me too?

Seeing things. The Steem logo looks like three [larvas](https://youtu.be/u3TGvyLKM0Q).

What else is a good topic for a serious content producer?

Who have I not insulted yet?

<center>![6.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/pTVTFMLm-6.png)</center>

Why the fffff... would you need more than three children?!? I mean, when you're old, there's the first one who is a workaholic and provides you all the things that money can buy. Then there's the second one, opposite of your firstborn who will take care of you and gives you all the things that money can't buy. Then there's the third one. Just in case child. The third one who can do what ever he or she likes, sometimes also the child who knows everyone and can provide you drugs if you need them, but if it comes to it, they will finance your retirement by working insanely (and long hours) and also somehow manage to be there for you whenever you need them.

I have only one child who does what ever he likes so I'm pretty much doomed. But then again raising up just one child is cheaper than raising up more than one child. So there's your financial advise too. Because serious content producers talk about that. Money and how to get more money.

<center>![5.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/LACOGu13-5.png)</center>

I have no idea how to end this post.

<center>![4.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/LnKpnt2W-4.png)</center>

Perhaps an advise for life?

Okay.

If you are cold but you are not dead yet, put some clothes on to get warm. Unless you want to be dead.

Should have been Friday freewrite.

<center>![7.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/rVlkpVWi-7.png)</center>

### <center><a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">CC BY 4.0</a> - Insaneworks</center>

<sup>Creatures:
[17](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/but-what-is-it), [16](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/some-owls-owlsome), [15 & 14](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/creatures-14-and-15), [13 & 12](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/what-has-happened-to-my-creatures)
[WandaWoo, Knocky & the code](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/wandawoo-will-show-you-the-layers-and-the-code-of-the-tiny-avatar-engine)
[Creature site & instructions](https://steempeak.com/creature/@insaneworks/what-am-i-supposed-to-do-with-this)
[Meet the family](https://steempeak.com/illustration/@insaneworks/meet-the-family)
[Watuar](https://steempeak.com/funny/@insaneworks/no-ideas-to-ideas-watuar)</sup>

My creature engine site gave me a better Steem on! image. At least I think it's better. Larvas with eyelashes.

<center>![8.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/insaneworks/3Q11b1UR-8.png)</center>
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@trincowski ·
Eehhehehhe! That bit about the 3 children was particularly funny. πŸ˜‚
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@insaneworks ·
:D Thanks!
I think it's vital, as a one child parent, to give advises and critique to parents who have more than three children because it's obvious that I know more than they do because as they have so many children, they have never had the time to think about anything. I have. Had time. To think. So I know. Better.
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@drakernoise ·
Hahaha @inaneworks, You made me laugh at this late hour of my serious working day and II’m quite destroyed.
Those larvas are are hahaha can’t stop laughing, sry me... here I put you a serious one that I found this morning :
![06177A38-D55A-4062-9B51-A8A235D85611.jpeg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVQ1obeuu6HFAVAtUJUnib3z2EKLAb1w7z5HZHQdxMSjz/06177A38-D55A-4062-9B51-A8A235D85611.jpeg)
Hugs πŸ€ͺ
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@insaneworks ·
I bet that larva is the same as in the animation. :D
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@mathowl ·
> If you are cold but you are not dead yet, put some clothes on to get warm. Unless you want to be dead.

This seems like a slow suicide method :P
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@insaneworks ·
Depends on where you're at
How much you have brown fat
Are you furry like a cat
Or a naked mole rat
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@bidesign ·
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@insaneworks ·
Sure thing!
I love your work. :)
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@bidesign ·
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@penderis ·
Think I got an overdose of serious content maybe I will go back to reading the newspaper :) Friday frants should definitely be a thing and not the hippie kinda #frant. should start the tag and seriously monitor it. 

So far I am doing good with 0 children but 6 cats... I suspect they equal half a child.
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@insaneworks ·
6 children and 0 cats would be horrible. So you should be thankful. :D

I try to remember to frant ton this Friday. And you should do a #frant too. So I can monitor it.
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@penderis ·
https://media.giphy.com/media/TPl5N4Ci49ZQY/giphy.gif <br>
frant frant frant fran FRANT
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max_accepted_payout1,000,000.000 SBD
percent_steem_dollars10,000