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<p>Dear Fiber One,</p>
<p>Will you do the whole world a god-damn favor and put a warning label on your fart bars?!!</p>
<p>Earlier today I had 1/2 a bar and was in extreme pain the rest of the fuckin day. </p>
<p>This isn't a 'Fiber Bar'. This is a fuckin colon cleansing LAXATIVE BAR disguised as a tasty granola snack. This thing belongs in the pharmacy section in the store next to Ex-Lax and Dulcolax....not in the granola food isle.</p>
<p>Your product is a weapon of m(ass) destruction. It is evil created by satan himself. </p>
<p>WARNING: </p>
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<li>May cause extreme gas pain...the worst you've felt in your life...for at least 24 hours after consumption.</li>
<li>Maybe case extreme sphincter burn and explosive diarrhea.</li>
<li>Be ready to use the toilet 20 minutes after eating, and then every 15 minutes afterwards after consumption.</li>
<li>May cause 2 hour long farts...loud as hell farts...</li>
<li>Really meant to be a colon cleanse rather than a snack. </li>
<li>Eating one will leave you on the toilet for a day, eating more than one may land you in ER.</li>
<li>Don't give to friends, family, or loved ones.</li>
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<p>Need more fiber in your diet? Eat a god damn banana. Want excruciating abdominal pain and win a fart contest? Eat a FiberOne bar.</p>
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