I was looking through your comments to find one I thought you'd written earlier in response to @aggroed when I came to this comment and was confronted with a semi erect penis just as my girlfriend happened to walk into the room.

I had to spend a few minutes explaining to her why I was looking at pictures of penises when the children were in the house. (I don't do it when they are not around either to be honest). Luckily for me it wasn't fully erect and ejaculating, or I really would have been in trouble.

Thanks Bern ;-)