 A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"<br><br>The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."<br><br>His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad."<br><br>The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to."
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| author | jollyjaper |
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