Can I Get a Hand Over Here? Comedy Open Mic Round11 Entry 1 by joshua-golbuu

funny · @joshua-golbuu · May 3 '18 (edited)

$8.43

Can I Get a Hand Over Here? Comedy Open Mic Round11 Entry 1

Sometimes I wish I was a baby just to avoid doing chores

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1327341677_woman_drops_kid_while_crossing_the_street.gif
<sup>[gif](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1327341677_woman_drops_kid_while_crossing_the_street.gif)</sup>

**Then I see things like this and I'm glad I'm not a baby. Also, I'm not a fan of sitting in my own poop**

I nominate @adenijiadeshina and @alex06 to give #comedyopenmic a go.

👍 dj123, comedyopenmic, take5, joshua-golbuu, drsinmongwong, d4ki, misslasvegas, dwainus, sbi3, acolucky, teamaustralia, jedi-won, rahul.stan, foles09, peanutz, followforupvotes, cryptoslicex, lifeobserver

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@take5 · May 1 '18

$0.03

I'd gladly shit my pants just so someone else can clean it up, but you're right, it's not fun having to sit in it.

👍 joshua-golbuu

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@followforupvotes · May 3 '18

$0.04

Congratulations

As a follower of @followforupvotes this post has been randomly selected and upvoted! Enjoy your upvote and have a great day!

👍 joshua-golbuu

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