Pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate... by jout

funny · @jout · Oct 15 '17

$0.11

Pretty sure my fortune cookie is telling me to masturbate...

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properties (23)vote details (70)

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hammadakhtar	863,400,271	10%
kaouimal	567,842,400	100%
kamalenouveau	567,842,400	100%
storturly	567,842,400	100%
losen	567,842,400	100%
conferverd	567,842,400	100%
ject	567,842,400	100%
equied	567,842,400	100%
chisce	1,067,758,162	100%
olle	1,067,758,159	100%
ancessiond	1,067,758,152	100%
acho	1,067,758,144	100%
beggrear	1,085,167,240	100%
hasy	577,100,700	100%
fortand	577,100,700	100%
diespithe	567,842,400	100%
likerseld	580,186,800	100%
frone	567,842,400	100%
boace	567,842,400	100%
cappire	567,842,400	100%
sholebabluch	567,842,400	100%
jout	1,441,218,592	100%
jectieut	567,842,400	100%
haterne	567,842,400	100%
lablen	567,842,400	100%
acry	567,842,400	100%
ancend	567,842,400	100%
peepothent	567,842,400	100%
jamet	567,842,400	100%
carty	1,079,358,509	100%
leations	567,842,400	100%
ramie	567,842,400	100%
areacking	567,842,400	100%
herradis	567,842,400	100%
occred	567,842,400	100%
replivinge	567,842,400	100%
whileme	567,842,400	100%
wasight	567,842,400	100%
untioutilly	567,842,400	100%
crypedged	567,842,400	100%
cithys	577,100,700	100%
eftees	567,842,400	100%
reve	577,100,700	100%
evell	567,842,400	100%
selithe	567,842,400	100%
heact	567,842,400	100%
plinted	567,842,400	100%
adow	567,842,400	100%
smon	567,842,400	100%
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lanny22	567,842,400	100%
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brank24	567,842,400	100%
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dure	567,842,400	100%
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brissympost	567,842,400	100%
anow	567,842,400	100%
geore	589,445,100	100%
graill	567,842,400	100%
welove	577,100,700	100%
nothe	567,842,400	100%
moult	567,860,800	100%
dill	586,378,000	100%
woon04	577,119,400	100%
explick	574,033,200	100%
haterequed	577,119,400	100%
selly88	583,291,800	100%
berk	501,230,902	100%