Make day funny (2774c) by joykit

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Make day funny (2774c)
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<p>Archimedes Principle floats my boat.
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<p><b>My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
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<p>Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789
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<p><b>Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read
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<p>[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* ""We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*
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