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<p>What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress.
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<p><b>Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe
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<p>An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" ""No but I have told a donkey to fuck off""
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<p><b>Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments.
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<p>OH MY GOD THE INSPIRATIONAL TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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