<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Everything men know about women [ ] </p> <p><b>The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion. </b></p> <p>How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving </p> <p><b>What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife? Only one shows an interest in the balls. </b></p> <p>A man asked his wife ""what would you do if i won the lottery?"" She said ""take half and leave your ass."" ""Good,"" he replied. I won twelve dollars, here's six, now get out."" </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
post_id | 64,322,218 |
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author | joykit |
permlink | make-day-funny-5297a |
category | joke |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemjs\/examples","tags":[]} |
created | 2018-10-16 00:18:15 |
last_update | 2018-10-16 00:18:15 |
depth | 0 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 158,775,139,639 |
last_payout | 2018-10-23 00:18:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.151 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.002 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 947 |
author_reputation | 3,920,426,655,270 |
root_title | "Make day funny (5297a)" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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