<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!! </p> <p><b>How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling. </b></p> <p>What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her! </p> <p><b>I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.* </b></p> <p>I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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joykit | 0 | 1,640,547,604 | 100% | ||
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