<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job. </p> <p><b>What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip! </b></p> <p>Do you want to have a home? You need a ho and you need me </p> <p><b>What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds. </b></p> <p>Our conscience is clear- we don't use it. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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author | joykit |
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category | joke |
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created | 2018-10-15 00:24:27 |
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