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<p>""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden
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<p><b>A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.
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<p>All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy.
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<p><b>the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING
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<p>I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7
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