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<p>How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already.
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<p><b>My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars.
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<p>Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern.
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<p><b>What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*
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<p>Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it.
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