Make day funny (9705x) by joykit

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Make day funny (9705x)
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<p>When people say ""life is short"". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
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<p><b>What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? You wipe it off and say sorry.
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<p>Cause of death is still a mystery... Authorities haven't ruled out foul play, after finding prince at the scene.
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<p><b>The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer.
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<p>Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that.
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