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<p>Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted.
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<p><b>Jeopardy gum If Jeopardy! champion Arthur Chu started a candy company, the gum would have a locomotive on the wrapper, and would be called - get this - Chu Chew!
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<p>why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough
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<p><b>Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two  mothers-in-law.
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<p>Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this"".
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