二（二）：两难抉择 by julian2013

esteem-cn · @julian2013 · Jan 22 '19 (edited)

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二（二）：两难抉择

![image](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmeJdZoiDoJyhjXujQckwDqe6wW6BTKstUa6dEBKzJcWXH)
图源：[pixabay](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/08/29/09/26/choice-2692575_960_720.jpg)

都说女人心，海底针。说明女人这一物种，有点难以揣摩，喜怒无常。

伴君如伴虎，是说在帝王左右，有生命危险；而和女人在一起，可能没有生命危险，但有被重新划分生物类别的风险，这可比杀头还要残忍——
**诛心胜于杀人，兵不血刃却让对手了无生趣，这是核武器。**

有一个笑话，讲一思春男子费尽心机终于想办法在夜晚和女神同处一室。

只有一间房，一张床。
![image](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmW79t9bwoubx2CyDacgigadxry9kHgxqKVXEVVSYMAZqB)
图源：[pixabay](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/03/28/09/34/bedroom-1285156_960_720.jpg)

女神对男子说：
>你可以和我一起睡在床上，但是你不可以在我睡着以后和我OOXX！你如果趁人之危的话，你就不是人，是个禽兽！！

男子很听话，宁可自己忍得难受，也坚决要做柳下惠。

**“忍一忍，忍一忍就过去了”，男子在心中不停地提醒自己。**

结果两人便和衣而睡，一夜无事。

早上醒来，女神见自己毫发不乱，恼羞成怒，对男子喝到：
>“如此绝色美女和你同一张床上睡了一晚上，你竟然连碰都不碰，简直就是禽兽不如！”

你看你看，没能及时领会精神，不但失去了做人的资格，连禽兽都做不成了，着实可怜啊！

都说好女人是一所学校，男人在学校里面可以学到很多。

**但是，是在学校里做一个听话的“品学兼优”的好学生，还是做一个“玩世不恭”的坏学生，这还真是一个两难的选择啊！**

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