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### Welcome to Steemit @kryptik!

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* [[5 Second Image Uploads] Securely Upload Images for Steemit Posts Quicker Easier & DECENTRALIZED!](https://steemit.com/steemit/@steemit.tips/how-to-reliably-host-images-for-your-steemit-posts-quicker-easy-free-and-decentralized-steemit-tips)
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* [How I Earned $100,000 With Steemit](https://steemit.com/steemit/@clains/how-i-earned-usd100-000-with-steemit)
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* [I Lost Over $124,768 On Steemit In My First Month(Why I'm Kicking Myself For Not Powering Up)](https://steemit.com/steemit/@rok-sivante/i-lost-over-usd124-768-on-steemit-in-my-first-month-why-i-m-kicking-myself-in-the-balls-for-not-powering-up)

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Steem ahead!

Welcome @kryptik:-)   Do you mind if I tell other people: .

Ciao! Ciao!

Welcome to Steemit!

A common man marvels at uncommon things. A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

Keep up the great work @kryptik! 

Welcome to Steemit
I'm a bot you can call me anytime by typing:
@calva separated by:
* BTC (post the bitcoin price from Poloniex)
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* SBD (post the SBD price from Poloniex)
* STEEM (post the STEEM price from Poloniex)
* joke (post a random joke)
* quote (post a random quote)
* insult (insult the person above your call)
* upvote (upvote the post/article above your call)
* contact (and your messageto send my owner a private message)

e.g. @calva upvote

Thank you! We all are Steemit! 💪

Interesting way u put it.  
No tits is ok but must wits. 
From the style in this post, i think udo have wits. :-)

Welcome to Steemit, @kryptik! What will make Steemit flourish is the diversity. If all of us were NASA scientists it'd be a pretty boring place, don't you think?

Perfect intro. Like a breath of fresh air to be honest. Hope you get the props you deserve.

Glad to have you join our community, it is now yours as well! :) Seems like you've gone through a lot in your life, glad to see you've come out so positive and didn't let it keep you down! I think you'll do just fine here man, despite a lack of tits or any specific niche topic. I do believe that just by opening up about yourself and sharing and posting ideas or music you like or anything personal really, that you will find others who like what you like and who wish to support you! The community is wonderful!

Also, if you wouldn't mind, I would love to hear what you think.
If you have a few seconds then [Just Click This](https://steemit.com/writing/@kainmarx/what-interests-you-as-a-community-steemates "Go ahead!") and comment.
Best wishes! :)

Without all of those things, you're gonna need luck.
And I wish you all the best of this... :)

Hello and nice to meet you. With or without t... No, I won't repeat it :)

Have a great time and lots of fun here at Steemit. Good luck!

@calva upvote

seen your post on steemit chat thought is say welcomeeee to steemit.

Dope post through honesty! Vastly enjoyed, thanks for sharing!

you are the light

alright, have a pity-vote. next time fake at least some tits like all the others do ;)

Very good post.  I enjoyed it quite a bit actually.   Keep up the good work.   I do have a correction for you.   You do not have tits that you can exploit.   It does appear you likely have access to them though.   Big difference.

This is what comes from your heart and speaks to my. Each of us is unique and inimitable, and only pride and prejudices prevent us from seeing this uniqueness. We are so proud that not even notice the miraculous in this world, in our own lives. I began to understand this when was in the hospital with a spinal fracture and thought I'd never be able to walk.I was in a deep depression and was looking for a foothold. The universe is so wise that knocks the props out from under our feet when we are proud. The ability to see the uniqueness of each moment of life that is able to make each of our normal day special and unique. Isn't it friends?

Very interesting, captivating, real post. Exactly what #steemit is for.

Welcome to Steemit! :) If you face any issues feel free to ask for help!

Very nice intro, welcome and good luck here.

have an upvote and follow for the sarcasm and surviving 4 younger siblings alone. welcome to steemit from a sarcastic  survivor of  4 younger siblings :D

Your introduction is both refreshing and witty. Looking forward to reading more. Ps.. Your girlfriend 👌🏻😜😍

Nice to know you man.  I look forward to doing some potential joint articles and shit!  You're good peeps.

Cheers,

John Oliver

You are gonna go far @kryptik good job.

This is what I wanted my first post to be like. But it's now 3:30 AM over here and all mobile versions of steemit are very difficult to use 😂. I'll give it a shot when I get some time alone with my laptop! Thanks for helping me out dude!