You’ve got mail ✉️...from Soju the Sniper Cat by linnyplant

cat · @linnyplant · Nov 10 '18 (edited)

$1.34

You’ve got mail ✉️...from Soju the Sniper Cat

![21EB518C-0AC5-4069-BC0E-B68156AF21C4.png](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmcjWoRPNCs29NAHuZK6N3miTL5naMzGKUoDwK7hBovzFf)

Dear Linny,

It’s been a while, but this is Soju, the cat, and *not* my mum @supersoju, the crazy cat lady on Steemit.

I’m the real Soju, the smarter one. I’m the brain behind the keyboard. It’s me who keeps our cryptocurrency portfolio afloat. Even though the value of STEEM is down, I’ve still been on the exchanges investing. I log on secretly each day and keep buying. I’m always looking for new opportunities.

Which reminds me to ask...

Do you know much about this coin called eBay? I think it’s been around for a while, and if you buy their coins, packages arrive in the mail! I did my research to make sure they’re not a scam. Check out the YouTube vid below:

https://youtu.be/YKtlK7sn0JQ

At the 1:44 mark, you’ll see that they are so progressive that they are even inclusive of cat investors! Since Mum has been so slack, I’ve been converting a lot of our crypto to FIAT to eBay. It’s just as well she’s not checking her accounts.

I have to race to grab the packages the mail man left at the doorstep before Mum sees it. My pile of treasures under the house is growing! My favourite is the vibrating stick. The buzzing feels so nice as a paw massager. 😺

Oh, I almost got caught recently too! Our neighbour found me playing with a vibrating stick on the doorstep. She looked at me strangely, so I had to quickly roll it out of sight before Mum answered the door. I later overheard the neighbour talking to her partner. They think the vibrating stick was mum’s! Phew, disaster averted!!

My parents will thank me when all the treasure increases in value and we get rich! In the meantime, if you a need mug, lunchbox or a vibrating stick let me know and I’ll send you something. Just tell me which colour, because I’m sure I’ll have it.

Anyway, I do miss being on STEEM, but I’m just too busy investing in eBay coins at the moment. I’ll return eventually; I know you would miss me. Anyway, I need to go. I need to snipe a big purple vibrating stick that glows in the dark! 😻❤️👻

Meow!
Soju the Sniper Cat

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👍 supersoju, busy.pay, boxcarblue, ausbitbank, centerlink, kenny-crane, peter2017, nikv, rakkasan84, katayah, harkar, dbooster, sbi3, moving.around, revo, zapncrap, benleemusic, curx, choogirl, osm0sis, ryivhnn, urs, vidafitnessfeliz, gohba.handcrafts, eforucom, sapphic, terrylovejoy, cryptwo, vincy, bernardwest, niouton, carn, tessaragabrielle, optimizer, bobdos, lordnigel, gamersclassified, stormykar, actifit-peter, teamaustralia, evlachsblog, metametheus, melbourneswest, mikepedro, chrisdavidphoto, bec-on-the-block, crumphume, mbond198, bananalodge, gulyaev13, maruse4ka, ploverpick, zaykanew, bobaphet, webcoop, sue-stevenson, tomosan, mumma-monza, deividluchi, onethousandwords, jordan.white306, cryptoslicex, philippekiene, masterwu, and 8 others

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@stormykar · Nov 9 '18

$0.02

Hilarious!  I liked the paw massager!  Cats are pretty cunning!

👍 linnyplant

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@linnyplant · Nov 10 '18

They are!  The one next door is always slinking around our place.  It looks very sly and always up to something.  Lovely to see you drop by Stormy. Off to run myself soon!  :)

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@ryivhnn · Nov 10 '18

$0.05

Good thing Soju is smart enough to make sure they're getting the real deal, some of the ebay exchanges are dodgy XD

<center>https://technonaturalist.net/sites/default/files/styles/sensible_display/public/art/2017/11/goatsig-t.png?itok=Ml3FDq7c</center>

👍 supersoju, linnyplant

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@linnyplant · Nov 10 '18 (edited)

$0.03

Thanks for dropping by again.  Soju is a super clever cat, but not sure about her eBay habits.  I imagine @supersoju screaming in horror and had to laugh.  It’s past 1pm and I was meant to be on my fav trail an hour ago!  I’ll drop by your blog later this evening.  Hope you and your family have been well, ryi.

👍 supersoju

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@ryivhnn · Nov 10 '18

Oops did you manage to get onto your trail? :D

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@supersoju · Nov 13 '18

That is true... maybe I ought to use this skill of hers to buy more 'useful' items.

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@supersoju · Nov 10 '18

$0.03

🤔😳😨😱💀👻

OMG!!! Is it possible to get a heart attack multiple times in a minute? 

No wonder where those extra mugs and lunch boxes came from. I have to go find Soju now and get her to return them or sell them back on ebay. 

Looks like I need to have a chat with Soju about her vibrating sticks. Seriously, are the toys we already bought for her not enough? 

I will get her to explain herself to the neighbours too. No wonder why they kept trying to keep their distance from me lately.

👍 linnyplant, moving.around

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@linnyplant · Nov 10 '18 (edited)

$0.09

Gosh, so sleepy right now.  But reading this earlier made me laugh. I hope you lived through your heart attacks.  Something tells me a lady who can ruthlessly pluck wings of flies won’t die so easily....😛

Don’t be too mean to Soju, she might spill more beans about her crazy Mum. Lol

I’ll reply to your other comments tomorrow, about to lose consciousness...

👍 supersoju

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@supersoju · Nov 13 '18

$0.03

Surprisingly I lived through my heart attacks....only to receive more I'm sure.

👍 supersoju, linnyplant

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